Drunken Van Orden 🍺

Rep for Wisconsin's Third District. Little bitch. Insurrectionist. Tavern king. Felon (off probation!). Bigot. Retired Navy Seal. Failed Businessman. Parody.

[Kenzie Nguyen @kenzienguyenn03]

Rep. Van Orden on recon bill:

“The president of the United States didn't give us an assignment. We're not a bunch of little bitches around here, okay? I'm a member of Congress. I represent almost 800,000 Wisconsinnites.”

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@AFPWI Tom Tiffany sucks Koch!

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@CricketsGh0st

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@ScottWalker You would know!! You're the jerkiest jerk!!

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@BasicallyElonM @mhenks05 Matt here thinks that public employees are shit and should be treated like shit and have shit wages. Fuck Matt.

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@kid_riles It goes toward the $800 million a year we spend on Jesus schools??

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@HeartlandPostWI Oh no! Pay faculty enough to keep up with inflation!!

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Hey Wisconsin:

The rapist is taking away $90 million to stoke his ego.

Guess who is the Chairman for the subcommittee on Federal Lands?

Guess who could prevent this with Legislative action, but won’t?

You Betcha!

None other than Tom Tiffany.

Fuck Tom Tiffany 🖕

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@Wonder4Woman70 @HeartlandPostWI

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@willmartinWI What have you accomplished??

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@lifeasjosh

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@EBrooksUncut Yes, believe the guy with the manbun...

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@TomTiffanyWI Bullshit..

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@mfearson2 @realDonaldTrump I think we should start a GoFundMe to send Trump, Elon and every other MAGA dipshit out into space...

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Hantavirus approves!!

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people.

The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members.

"The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says.

The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas.

The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more.

The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters.

Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years.

Insane.

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@BrilynHollyhand This the photo you use on Grindr??

[my Rep is an insurrectionist @josefine_wi]

Kirk Bangstad’s campaign for governor lasted only 27 days…

44 less than Scott Walker’s run for president.

[Captain Wisconsin 🌊 🦡 🧀 @CaptWisconsin]

Fuck Tom Tiffany. 🖕🤡

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@DavidMTime @liana_1_1 If it was the left they would have been driving a Subaru!!