Eagle Johnson

Fantasies cataloger. Purveyor of presidential Rock & Roll. Mothership connection reestablishminter.

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

Black History is human history...Ya'll realize all humans come from black people...like they're literally the root of all races...you get that right? Maybe this needs to be part of an international black history curriculum...@teachcardona @AOC @SenSanders @BarackObama @JoeBiden

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

@Sethrogen @tedcruz You guys both have a special thing in common. Just saying either of your names out loud, makes most who know who you are, giggle. It's a phenomenon really that very few people ever experience. Seth, I know you understand why people laugh about you, Ted, do you know why?

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

@realDonaldTrump fire @Mike_Pence hire me.

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

@conely6511 @CarbonEngineer @bp_America @exxonmobil All business decisions are based in government policy from day one of obtaining a business license. Government and Business are a symbiotic unit that exists because of each other. Working together harmoniously for the needs of the many is an obtainable goal and universal desire.

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

@conely6511 @CarbonEngineer @bp_America I understand and agree that no subsidies shouuuuld exist for this sort of thing...but, as long as they do...is it not better to use them to dissuade from high-risk drilling operations to create incentives that persuade companies like @exxonmobil to invest in @CarbonEngineer-ing?

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

@conely6511 @CarbonEngineer It is profitable indeed. Government intervention is a must though. Subsidies that go toward drilling into the earth will go to "drilling" into the sky. It will reduce the financial risks associated with drilling into the earth and companies like @bp_America will lead the charge.

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

Drilling into the earth will be transitioned into drilling into the sky...

Only instead of oil, well be "drilling" Co2 from the atmosphere with @CarbonEngineer -ing then turning it into some of the cleanest burning fuels this world as ever known with assistance from @bp_America.

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

Our first objective will be climate change, and in this country, we’ll begin by saying we are no longer debating whether climate change is real or not…We are cleaning up the world…we are cleaning the machine…and we will work with the international community to make it happen.

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

The United Federation will work together with all countries to decide how to best solve the world’s problems via an International Senate.

This International Senate will not be divided into left and right, blue or red. It will be elected representatives from around the world.

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

@realDonaldTrump I propose all nations require French to be taught from Kindergarten through college just like math or English. I believe a common trading language will be a great stride in our walk toward international equality...I still might eat some freedom fries though… :)

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

No longer will a Spanish person need to learn English, nor an American learn Chinese. All people of the world will learn French in addition to their country's native language. This will allow us to be able to speak to anyone in the world with one language. The language of love...

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

The first order of business is consolidating all of the world's governments under one United Federation. In joining this federation, you will be joining a peace treaty that declares French be taught to all of its citizens. French will again be the international trading language.

[Eagle Johnson @RepEagleJohnson]

@realDonaldTrump Hello America, hello China, hello England, France, Belgium, Germany, hello to every country on this planet. I’ve come here today to help illuminate the world's ongoing agenda for years to come.