FakeBlake

It's called parody people. I am a doppelganger of Mr. Randolf Blake Farenthold. I claim no ill will towards the poor shlub.

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

Nevermind. I move that we immediately begin bombing AT&T Stadium. #cowboyssuck

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

I am submitting a bill to congress that moves our national capital to Arlington, TX. Who's with me? #gocowboys

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

Inconceivable !

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

I just want to clarify, for the record, I do not support rape, per se, unless the rapist is anyone running against Hillary for President

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

Madam President.

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

Pence/Farenthold 2020. Just saying.

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

I'd whip out my Mexican thing for Governor Pence anytime...he's sooooo dreamy. #VPDebate

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

#THEBIGFATUGLYBUBBLE

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

I think the '80s are catching up to @realDonaldTrump. Sniff. Sniff. #GotYeyo #Iminlovewitdacoca

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

If I were lucky enough to be called up to be a member of The Deplorables I would like to be known as Metforman. #diabetesiscool #vivaracism

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

I kinda know what @HillaryClinton is going through right now. I've had walking obesity since I was 12 years old.

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

Mexican president said Mexico will not pay for wall. Trump said the wall just became an invisible forcefield #PincheTrump #Yo QuieroTacoBell

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

On MSNBC now with my Mexican friend Congressman Hwakeen Castro. #ShowMeYourPapers #QueQue

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

With @realDonaldTrump, America wins "bigly."

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

And a new meme is born: Sweatgate. Thank you @TGowdySC

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

Playboy to stop running pictures of completely naked women http://t.co/34tPdcRhQ0 Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

@LincolnChafee is down for the count... #DemDebate

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

A Vietnam veteran, a socialist and a First Lady walk into a bar... #DemDebate

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

Did anybody else see Sen. Sanders try to catch a nap at the debate? #demdebate

[FakeBlake @RepFarenthold]

Go back home! #Popein3words