Anthony Parelli

Girl dad. Professor. HS football coach. St. John's & Sacred Heart grad. “Just Father Sky, Mother Earth…and your dear old Uncle Tony”

[Freddy Doubles @freddydoubles]

Hey. You’d make more putts if you stopped lining the ball up like you’re trying to crack a fucking safe on the green. Set it down where you can only see white, pick a spot, and focus more on the speed than anything. Quit the Oceans 11 shit.

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

Maybe they shoulda kept Pete Alonso, T.

[FakaktaSouth @FakaktaSouth]

Have the Mets considered bringing back cocaine?

[Anthony Parelli @reportedbytheAP]

@karlmac2231 @Stool_analytics Kate snub is crazy

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

[Owen Zhao @Riverboat_Ross]

Dickie V: They never shoulda fired Keatts

Chuck: My golf ball is now inside an alligator’s mouth.

I’m starin’ at this gator like, “Hold on, man. That’s a Pro V1.” I look at my buddies and say, “What’s the ruling here? I just got robbed.”

Brian Anderson: Loose ball foul on Pope

[SLAM University @slam_university]

St. John’s never trailed in the Big East Tournament 🔥🔥🔥

Dominant.

@StJohnsBBall

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

God. Family. St John’s basketball.

[St. John's Men’s Basketball @StJohnsBBall]

OUTRIGHT‼️🏆

[St. John's Men’s Basketball @StJohnsBBall]

Our house.

[Justin @JustinMLB]

Josh Allen in a big game

[Anthony Parelli @reportedbytheAP]

@nothowyouhoped @VasDeferen These are very good jokes and I’m sorry nobody is getting them

[Anthony Parelli @reportedbytheAP]

@giajules2000 @CalebBurden10 @JoshDubowAP Re-read your tweet and then re-read his tweet, you don’t understand what he’s saying

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Ben Johnson knocking Matt LaFleur out of the playoffs

[Anthony Parelli @reportedbytheAP]

@JohnnyBond007 @Mazeboy4 A+

[Anthony Parelli @reportedbytheAP]

@schultzmedia Fs2 right now

[Anthony Parelli @reportedbytheAP]

@coachdecost1 I’m interested