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Not here for hook ups

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@SteveAtters12 @GlenSTFC @richardpotty When I went to Slough this year, we stood on a beer garden table to overcome the poor viewing.
It’s hardly the Camp Nou!

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@TUFC1899 Looks a good appointment, aside from being Northern.
Hoping he can adapt quickly to the tropical south.

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@ZingerStinger @KingOfCoolCAFC So having thought I was an actual Charlton supporter all my life, I have come to my senses and realised I am wrong.
Not because I don’t have tickets, but unlike the self proclaimed @KingOfCoolCAFC I am simply not a complete bellend.

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Think 'wild' is a slight under statement.
Seems Marsh has gone full Weekend at Bernies!

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So turns out I'm taller than Gary Barlow's son, not even that close. Clearly some sort of freak.

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So if Trump goes to jail, could he still run the country from there.
A bit like Paulie Cicero in Goodfellas. Vance following orders by phone, while Trump makes meatballs in a wife beater and slices garlic with a razor blade.

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@jonnorris12 Trump for Prime Minister

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@PhilBlundell Yes he's back, back again!

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@iamtomskinner Why did they stop doing the old McRib?
I heard a rumour that Prince requested they remove it.

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@NoContextBrits Bread and Butter

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@AcidGrandads Have considered leaving this platform a few times recently, particularly after the unhelpful rhetoric of the owner.

For now I've resigned to stay, primarily to see what happens next to the bloke who got a brick in the bollocks, as other media sources seem reluctant to cover it.

[Specsavers @Specsavers]

@BBCSport Can we speak to the judges please

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@ManMadeMoon @almurray When the smoke turns white he is appointed as the head of his tribe.

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@BBCSport ?

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@BetDetective I have been informed by several people it is excellent.
None of these people are to be respected.

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@ceths7 @bbboatclub Rowntree gone massively up in my estimations off the back of that.

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@Mysisterlola Very much an isle of joy

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@nickgoff79 Become a consultant, those boys have got the game by the knackers

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

Can you imagine being called Pontius, becoming a Pilates instructor and NOT calling your business Pontius Pilates? Inexplicable.

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@deathofbuckley Terry Turtle Wax