Michael

Eat real food, pick up heavy things, follow God, don’t waste your time or money, buy BTC.

[Michael @repsandsats]

Can @AmazonHelp and @amazon strike a deals with @Tesla and @Tesla_Optimus so packages can be PLACED on our porches by a robot that doesn’t walk through my grass and landscaping?? Zero respect from the drivers who only have jobs because of the customers they don’t even care about.

[Michael @repsandsats]

@pete_rizzo_ Show your work

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@garyleff @Delta He will lose his job over this

[Michael @repsandsats]

Was considering changing my main banks recently for quite some time, but after this absurdity I have decided to stay with Chase

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: JPMorgan boss reportedly told ex-employee to separate his "gay job" from his "day job" before firing him — lawsuit

[Michael @repsandsats]

@ChillinEffect Saw a GN in my neighborhood yesterday and told my wife I’d consider trading her for one.

[Michael @repsandsats]

@AAStack And ended up paying 5% to access a portion of their own deflationary money. BiTcOiN iS a ScAm. BiTcOiN fEeS aRe ToO HiGh 😩

[Michael @repsandsats]

@AAStack Good morning back 👊🏼

[Michael @repsandsats]

@xpugHODL If it’s possible, imagine the possibilities. Texting is going to a “hole” new level.

[Michael @repsandsats]

@greg_price11 He can’t even be Muslim. He’s made of pork.

[Michael @repsandsats]

@moon_dot_gov

[Michael @repsandsats]

@Loganvibee 0

[Michael @repsandsats]

@JERM3575 @VladTheInflator Literally the first thing I thought 😂

[Michael @repsandsats]

$mstr $btc

[Michael @repsandsats]

@michaelmalice Yeah but maybe move them out to the parking lot first?

[Michael @repsandsats]

@MDBitcoin That’s why I stopped having average friends. Turns out, shrinking your inner circle has zero downsides

[Michael @repsandsats]

@BenjaminYeezus Literally sat outside on my deck last night and stared at the stars. Completely sober trying to comprehend how we can see and allegedly understand that something can be hundreds of light years away.

[Michael @repsandsats]

@BowTiedYukon

[Michael @repsandsats]

@NeilGalley @amazon Call the police anyway. The next house he goes in might not tell the same story

[Michael @repsandsats]

@Thebitcoinway_ I wouldn’t even give a notice for half of that.

[Michael @repsandsats]

I already called and it’s escalated. This is not an isolated incident. This is not one driver on one delivery at one address. This is a systemic lack of respect from the majority of the workforce. @Tesla_Optimus wouldn’t throw a package where I knock it down the stairs when I open the door. Probably wouldn’t kick my rocks in the lawn either.

[Michael @repsandsats]

Can @AmazonHelp and @amazon strike a deals with @Tesla and @Tesla_Optimus so packages can be PLACED on our porches by a robot that doesn’t walk through my grass and landscaping?? Zero respect from the drivers who only have jobs because of the customers they don’t even care about.