bri

big boston sports fan, bigger yapper

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

not to sound biased as hell but tattoos fuck. send tweet.

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

can someone send in an eagle to my current location because it is once again monday and i ✨hate it here✨

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

rewarding myself with a drink later as a little treat for actually getting up for a hot sculpt pilates class BEFORE 7 on a saturday morning..someone please tell me they’re fucking proud right fucking now thanks ☺️

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

in honor of national “dying to know” day, y’all really oughta ask that guy or girl you’re talking to “what are we?” …follow me for more ways to get your feelings hurt 🥰

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

telling my “references” (close friends) to talk about me to a prospective employer as a battle-hardened and honorable knight and not as the court jester they keep around because life is funnier when i’m in the room (i fear my future may be doomed by my own commitment to the bit)

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

one friend is expanding her family, another is planning her wedding, a third friend is getting engaged…but hey, i booked out the next like 4 months to start my leg sleeve 😎#heyalexaplayfuckimlonelybybilmuri

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

dad asked if i was making chicken and rice for BREAKFAST so i told him i was meal prepping for the week, to which he then asked me what “gym rat i was trying to impress”…sir, you are nearly 70, shouldn’t you be playing golf

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

Jacob Black, EAT YOUR HEART OUT

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

applying to other jobs while on the clock and looking at it as a professional development opportunity

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

keep me in your recents, so i can relive all of your doubt 😘

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

love that indeed shows me when employers don’t select my application…so yes classpass, i WILL sign up for that pole dancing class because why the hell not

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

making a spotify playlist and calling it “thinking of bri” so that my 3 friends have something to listen to when they miss me (they never do, i just romanticize my existence sometimes)

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

@Chrabis

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@Chrabis

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daddy is uninspired, calling him master chief in the sheets instead

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being absolutely edged by the ominous flickering of a light fixture right now like for fuck’s sake am i getting possessed and dragged to hell already or fucking not

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

i miss the BOSTON fucking BRUINS

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@hardspiral

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whoever created the playlist for the home team radio oughta be tied to my bedpost and given a kiss on the mouth with tongue 😍

[bri @repsfrmthecrypt]

starting an OF but it’s just me playing powerwash simulator in complete silence like a psychopath