saw

based in new york city

[saw @repslutation]

Stan kelly clarkson

[tia @hemminof]

walking into the mind flayer like it’s a walmart supercentre

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

she's the only person that actually knows how to be a celebrity

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

Friend that smokes cigarettes canceling plans because of the air quality

[Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵 @JotaroPujo]

Driving 2.5 hours to go see The Odyssey in IMAX and in the spirit of the film I will be getting lost on my way back

[c @kikaykikayi]

Job market is like do u want to train AI or be unemployed

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“The Odyssey movie isn’t accurate.” Accurate to what? My brother, The Odyssey wasn’t even accurate when it was written.

[B @bwhambi]

The dumbest people are arguing about the historical accuracy of a movie featuring a cyclops.

[xMoosex @xastupidx]

just booked a vasectomy and they scheduled me in for 9/11 they really snippin my tower twin

[gaut @0xgaut]

you get the last available front row seat to Odyssey in IMAX

[ً @prinkasusa]

Then marry your mom. Women are looking for partners, not grown sons.

[𝘴𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘶𝘧𝘧⋆˚࿔ @whoisalerdd]

un hombre te va a mirar con toda la seriedad del mundo y te dirá que ella es fea

[chris ༯ @chrislarbsyou]

“did athena love odysseus romantically?”

“no because she’s married to me”

TOM OMGGGGGGGGG

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

dream bf is autistic guy whose special interest is sex

[P(laying 'girl so in love') @Ihavegotagrudge]

She saw "purple" being the least streamed song and had to act quickly

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

I dare you for one solitary moment to think of literally anything other than jacking off.

[princess mikaila 💚 🐅 @awesomemikaila]

Something I love about her is that she treats each outfit like it’s a character. It’s not just being on theme, but each outfit has a certain emotion within that character. If you’re paying attention, you’ll see it in her poses. Soooo beautiful. This is Athena.

[sean⸆⸉ @ttheprophecy]

how it felt to find out that TTPD is a double album at 2am on april 19th, 2024

[Kush @kushika_twt]

The Odyssey is a must watch on 70mm IMAX. Look at the difference!