Peter Pan

she/frog “prominent Muncie person”

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

Why do all youth pastors look the same?

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

I accidentally ate egg. Pray for me (but don’t because ew)

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

Hey @Starbucks unions r cool

[Child of Destiny @thisisthebeat]

My son told me last night that he has a crush on a girl. I just don’t know where I went wrong in my parenting.

Has anyone else dealt with raising a possibly heterosexual child? Who may also be cisgender?

Please share any tips/suggestions…I want my child to feel supported.

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

Roomie: “I’m such a slut for a good brass section. Shove that brass up my ass”

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

@hillarylmcbride Oh god…

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

They “groomed” me to be heterosexual, you know. It didn’t change a thing. Still gay as a rainbow sprinkle-covered cupcake.

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

All protein shakes & teas taste just a little like toothpaste

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

Lesbian friend: “we did say I love you for the first time, after signing a lease together”

Fucking dead

[Hillary L McBride @hillarylmcbride]

Spiritual trauma is when difficult emotions are spiritualized and you are taught to fear and repress them: the resulting dissociation is taken as a sign of spiritual maturity or moral superiority.

[Emily Murdock @emilymurdock_]

I’m sorry but men who have birthdays are wh*res

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

You’ve heard of the Sunday Scaries but have you heard of the Monday Mopies?

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

i forgot how to live life again so i went back to yoga. yoga is a morning meeting with my co- worker who is me and who is, in all honesty, slightly insufferable.

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

“If I don’t care about you, I don’t care about your feelings” - Ebony

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

Peter had a photoshoot with some puppies and now this puppy in on holding for us 😅😅😅

[Kevin Garcia 🪷 Spiritual Recovery Coach @theKevinGarcia_]

hey, get the word "transgenderism" out of your lexicon. It's not a way transgender folks refer to ourselves.

We're trans. We don't have transgenderism. Just like a lesbian doesn't have lesbianism.

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

Panera’s Strawberry Mint Lemonade is so so good… it’s also caffeinated…. Let’s just say I accidentally got a lot done at 3am tonight

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

I was having bad diarrhea and so I said “ok I’ll drink 10oz of applesauce” and you know, I don’t think that was the solution…

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

“Snake penises” - John (brother)

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

“A lot of Rachel lore has been solidified tonight” - Adin (roommate)

[Peter Pan @reptile765]

“The Rachel cinematic universe is really coming together” - Ebony (best friend)