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[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

DHS has launched https://t.co/2YzVImX37Y so Americans can see the criminal illegal aliens we are arresting, their crimes, and the communities we removed them from.

Yesterday, @ICEgov arrested more murderers, sex offenders, and drug traffickers from American communities.

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@TransGirl Is the HR lady in the room with us?

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@heyriddleriddle is there some major point I'm forgetting that excludes Blues Brothers from holding up alongside School of Rock & The Hangover?

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@JoyceCarolOates ...nor was Night, Neon.

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@JoyceCarolOates It's not that deep lmao

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@drmistercody - "0 dragons!"
- "More suspenseful buildup! Mysterious! Exciting!"

[The Hill @thehill]

.@RepAdamSmith: "The President said as this was going on that [...] it would not be chaotic and now he is saying it was inevitable that it was going to be chaotic. OK well, that doesn't really add up." https://t.co/1r4z5xJqXP

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@thehill Because you literally closed your eyes and covered your ears or what??

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@thehill Lmao he THOUGHT that he WAS done and is so whiny now that his half-assed (at best) "plan" is getting so much flack, acting like there's more to it 😂

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@thehill The president prepared [absolutely nothing] for this possibility

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@cassilclark I'd like to make sure the record is clear that you ARE pretty and funny (maybe even organized 😜)

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@debwallis @jacobinmag @SusanSarandon @davidsirota When did he ever talk about that except to shoot it down?

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@jacobinmag @SusanSarandon @davidsirota Who could have EVER seen that coming

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@NickSwardson Terry would've won in a landslide & avoided all this mess

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#hopeonthehorizon Terry is running for President in 2020 #reno911 @NickSwardson
Hope you're ready (please be ready)

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People sleep way too hard on @RobZombie's #halloween remakes

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@kingsthings if they're going to apologize and announce their suicide pact- and that would still be a cool MAYBE

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@FINALLEVEL Lol at everybody thinking this is a trump/gop problem. It's a USA problem, ding-dongs.

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@BethLynch2020 And it's only June 1

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@BernieSanders @JoeBiden Nope.

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Imagine being THAT tone deaf.
haha see what I did there? Srsly tho I don't want to live in a world where anyone thinks it's appropriate or helpful for rich celebrities to patronize people actively being double-punched by a pandemic & paupercide by singing