TheUnRepublican

Sex is cool but have you ever tried embracing your existential dread like it's an old lover who constantly bathes your soul in bourbon?

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@MykeCole If we die, we die with the honor of following you down the bourbon barrel. All hail Lord Myke, King of the Armored, Killing Coles, Receiver of Sam & Chuck's Jest, Commander of the Small Boat, Targeter of the Tango, Wearer of the Shirts 2 Sizes Too Small, & Whiskey Connoisseur!

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@MykeCole You have romantic proclivities?

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@MykeCole The sound this would make as the Husaria rode their desteriers into battle was horrifying.

This is a beautiful example of psych-warfare.

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@MykeCole LED hydroponics is so cool.

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@MykeCole Four Left (as in four lives left)

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@StaceyJSpiehler There's a delicious bird!

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

Therapist: How do you feel about the break up.

Me: Now, I ain't always in love when I make love

Therapist: That's normal

Me: I ain't often hurting when I medicate.

Therapist: No, not agai--

Me: AND I AIN'T ALWAYS THIRSTY WHEN I DRINK

@RayalityCheck

[Myke Cole @MykeCole]

Therapist: So what did you learn from your last break up?

Me: Slowly learning that life is okay.

Therapist: That’s great! It really is!

Me: Say after me.

Therapist: What?

Me: It's no better to be safe than sorry.

Therapist: No! Do NOT...

Me: TAKE ON MEEEEEE (TAKE ON ME)

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@BillOReilly William Bill from Moronsville...

You are a bigoted narcissist who hasn't liked anyone, not even yourself, for decades. WTF do you know about how likeable people are?

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

The Armored Cole - AKA "Ow, Fuck just clawed me!"
The Queen of Coles - AKA "Hmmm Whisky..."
The last one is "Jesus. Leaping. Christ. Sam!"

[Herne @Herne]

@MykeCole @MEspresate @tjbmurph_ @TorDotComPub Print and spread Myke around the world! Just don't sell them to anyone. These were intended to be printed at 5" x 7". I printed mine at my local self-serve photo kiosk. If Twitter doesn't squish the JPG too much…

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@scalzi Please enjoy Puck, for he is judging you.

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

Two MALE attendees...

Let that sink in...

Take all the time you need...

[Soraya @sorayathepariah]

The Dallas Straight Pride Parade had 2 attendees 🤣

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

What's next?
Kentucky's new campaign?

Opioids
We'll kill 'em!

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

South Dakota has launched a campaign to combat meth.

With this new logo.

https://t.co/u5l7HF7mK9

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@MykeCole ANTHROPOGENIC CLIMATE CRISIS!
WE CAN WEATHER THIS STORM TOGETHER!

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@MykeCole One day Living in Delhi is the equivalent of smoking 25 cigarettes.

I can imagine that this "bar" is somewhat popular

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@MyDadIsOld Just run me through with that there pigsticker. It's the only thing that'll get me closer to lichhood.

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@MykeCole Does this count?

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@ChuckWendig Because stupid

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@plasterjim2 @winb99 Liar.

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@MykeCole @USMC Thank you Myke

[TheUnRepublican @republican_un]

@ChuckWendig I first viewed The Scream some 40-odd years ago. I was 10yo at the time & thought it was a painting of a dog in a trenchcoat. I was 35yo in an art philosophy class when Professor Resch asked, "What do you think Munch was screaming about in 1893?"

Copernican Revolutions suck.