benjamin

gambinogirl

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

We are ruled by the dumbest people in America.

[benjamin @republicofben]

@Xbox Benandstuff

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

you should be able to say “Id like a beer and make it huge” at a bar and they give you a huge beer.

[Vice President Mike Pence Archived @VP45]

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse." -Pres. Reagan #VPinMT

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Lock Nation’s Toddlers In Hot Cars https://t.co/9tIgQ5YOMW

[benjamin @republicofben]

party of small government lol

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Rors 🔥

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Nearly a hole-in-one from @TigerWoods 😳

[benjamin @republicofben]

#NewProfilePic

[benjamin @republicofben]

boosted

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

snl should hire the funniest man in the whole wide world

[benjamin @republicofben]

@_kristenrenee__ we’ll see

[benjamin @republicofben]

wow this covid thing is really contagious

[benjamin @republicofben]

referring to my glasses as my “peepers”