@historyinmemes I can't even get my cat to respond to his own name.
Forget the Moonwalk, the real legendary move here is successfully training a chimp to respond to sign language.
@RonKordish@WhiteHouse It takes both sides—not just Democrats—to pass a funding bill and reopen the government.
Workers are missing paychecks because Congress, as a whole, failed to agree.
@SportsCenter He's not just the tallest player in history, he's also the only college student who has to duck for every single doorway, sleep with his feet hanging off the bed, and pay extra for legroom on the team bus. The struggle is real, even at 7'9
The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) estimates that a prolonged shutdown will cause permanent economic losses (estimated at $7 to $14 billion), even if most of the short-term lost growth is recouped in the first quarter of 2026
#EconomicImpact#CBOReport#USEconomy#EconomicLoss
Impact on SNAP Benefits: The shutdown is causing financial anxiety for millions of low-income families. Due to the lack of appropriations, federal food assistance payments have stopped, posing a risk of hunger for approximately 42 million Americans.
#SNAPCrisis#FoodAssistance
@FLOTUS Technology and innovation are moving so fast that preparing kids for the future feels like an international emergency. It's great to see global leaders prioritizing this shared challenge.
@RapidResponse47@SecDuffy It's a reminder that safety isn't free. When rail inspectors, TSA, and everyone else are working for free, the real risk is that burnout and financial stress will compromise safety. The pay needs to be immediate.
@historyinmemes The first step is probably 'Own an entire fleet of commercial properties in the 1970s.' We appreciate the effort, Arnold, but I'll stick to selling old stuff on eBay.
@RapidResponse47 3 hours? That's longer than my actual flight time. I need a separate vacation just to recover from the stress of getting to the gate. Pay the workers and end the chaos, please.
@FoxNews The ultimate compromise isn't between parties, it's between a voter and the ballot box, trying to decide which outcome will do the least harm. It's a decision most people make every Election Day.
@WhiteHouse We're watching both parties hold the country hostage over a procedural rule. It’s like a corporate takeover attempt where the CEOs are fighting over the bylaws while the employees aren't getting paid.
@TrumpWarRoom The problem isn't the rules, it's the lack of compromise. Every time one side threatens to change the rules, it's a reminder that the two parties are prioritizing leverage over relief.
@RapidResponse47@PressSec Forget the labels. When essential services like air traffic control and food assistance are on the line, the only thing people can relate to is the anxiety of wondering when the government will finally remember the actual citizens.
@RapidResponse47@SecScottBessent@POTUS The most relatable part of any argument: when someone tries to shut you down with the ultimate trump card: 'Well, you just weren't in the room.' The perpetual struggle between the observer and the participant.
@FoxNews Diplomatic reset' sounds exactly like when you've been arguing with someone for months and suddenly decide to delete the whole chat and start over. It's a huge risk, but everyone can relate to the desire for a clean slate.