michele

groovy

[gabe @allgarbled]

In western culture, a young white man traditionally signals his entry into upper middle class society by making a trip to Japan

[Yohanan IRNSD @yohananironside]

The internet lowkey fell off, you used to be able to play games on the Cartoon Network website

[effy 💮 @oreokidlol17]

the grease in ur hair seeps into ur skull and whispers evil things & when u shower it goes away & u feel better

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

6 year old son told me he likes a girl in his class so now i have to explain what hetslop is and how we don’t need more of it

[dani🍉 @ArtoriasWasHere]

playing unmodded minecraft by yourself

[b @cuntybangs]

was what we had real or cake

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

“i can see your nipples through your shirt” ok well i can see the hurt child within you despite all you do to try and cover it up

[mika @lwucifa]

Being 13 and realizing instead of creating real connections and bonds I could instead daydream it Ruined my life

[rory ✦* @vaurealis]

*getting married to a video essayist* we've been together 10 long beautiful years... and im so glad i finally get to be with the love of my life... aurara? ourora? god im probably butchering that lmao

[dyed. @dyedxo]

that one lux skin

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

hey, before this thematically significant arc i just want to say...if i dont make it, you have to take a piece of my iconic outfit and incorporate it into your iconic outfit, okay? for the visual representation of how i'll never leave you and how my memory haunts the narrative

[major fartagaz @fartagaz]

why are they playing Rains of Castamere while my plane is boarding wtf is about to happen

[megan @catelyncanals]

yall sexualized the word mommy too much now my kids are gonna have to call me the queen in the north

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

in my culture we worship death, eat alone in our rooms & value nothing

[moose🫎 @milkmetatron]

need a bone crushing hug, an orgasm that'll make me see god, and $12,000

[Jello @Sl33pyJ3ll0]

I also love smoking weed because my head gets so empty and i have to manually process every thought if I wanna think so I just don’t and it’s beautiful

[saske’ @demy4n]

cabrones se ponen high y se quedan 2 horas viendo reels en esta postura

[Nadia @nonamenadia]

i showered and brushed my teeth today i earned this substance abuse

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels to be avoidant, extroverted, paranoid AND full of hope

[tyyy$on @blondgarbage]

I want sex, money, chicken, and the stickiest weed (or whatever slayyyter said)