🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ

𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝗣𝗜𝗭𝗭𝗔 .ᐣ 🍕

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

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. . . 𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯
𝗔𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗟 𝗢’𝗡𝗘𝗜𝗟 of 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚕 𝟼 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚜.
𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧𝘧. 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 — .ᐟ
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[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

@PAlN101 i have plenty of time to shut you up, but right now? my work needs me. this insurance claim thing isn’t going to write itself!

( leaning up. pressing one ( 1️⃣ ) kiss against his fucked up lip. still smelled kinda gluey. )

now… behave, would you? i’ve had enough trouble today.

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

i’m getting 𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑒𝑎𝑙 sick of mutants. 🫩

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

i have no hate in my heart. however, i do have a lot of anger… frustration and annoyance in it right now. 😇

[‍‍ ‍‍ wall—crawler . ‍* @spdrmenace]

i mean, i guess jason takes manhattan can seem like a superhero flick if you’ve got enough hate in your heart.

maybe you need a spider signal.

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

@PAlN101 yeah! we went out for coffee and—listen, it’s not important… but it IS of the UTMOST importance that your face resembles a face whenever you meet her! the athlete cover only goes so far, y’know? 💧

( smacking his chest. )

shush. be quiet. this isn’t about me.

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

wooooow. didn’t even entertain it…

whatever, old man. a REAL hero will come and save me next time! and he’ll probably be wearing a hockey mask!

[‍‍ ‍‍ wall—crawler . ‍* @spdrmenace]

my thing for redheads isn’t 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 overpowering.

i was out late last night—even spiders have to sleep eventually. i’m not in high school anymore, the long shifts get to me.

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

your april senses didn’t start tingling? i bet you were slacking off with a pizza or something! 🤨

[‍‍ ‍‍ wall—crawler . ‍* @spdrmenace]

i’m strong and sticky, not omnipotent.

and, you know, it’s a big city. it’s not like i’m daredevil patrolling the same two blocks every night.

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

where was this energy at 2:43pm today? just wondering. 😀

[‍‍ ‍‍ wall—crawler . ‍* @spdrmenace]

for your information, lady, i happen to stop news trucks and all kinds of things from getting rammed into by an eight foot tall rhino guy on, like, a bi—monthly basis.

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

𝑦𝑒𝑎𝘩, 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝘩, 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝘩. heard it before. maybe next time you’ll come flip my van after an 8 foot tall mutant rhino decides to give me a concussion. you know, save me having to call a super-genius turtle to do it for me. 😒

[‍‍ ‍‍ wall—crawler . ‍* @spdrmenace]

cut me some slack, i’m on everybody’s side. you know, friendly neighborhood and all that.

throw me a bone here.

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

i’m like… 90% of the positive reporting on you in this city! how about YOU be on MY side for once! geez! 🙄

[‍‍ ‍‍ wall—crawler . ‍* @spdrmenace]

aw, nuts, jonah’s gonna have a field day. 😓

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

@PAlN101 it’s mostly coz there’s—you know. two of them?

( pat, pat. she really does appreciate him coming to her defence, though. )

i just don’t want you to get all messed up… plus my mom wants to meet you and—well, your skin is more black and blue than white nowadays. 💧

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

channel 6 news special: spider-man LOVES giant mutants who smash cars and attack innocent citizens of new york city! more at 10! 😁

[‍‍ ‍‍ wall—crawler . ‍* @spdrmenace]

oh! um… that might be worse.

or better? i’m not a big enough activist to be sure, but man, that’s some creative language you’ve got there.

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

THIS isn’t about the x-men, numbnuts! it’s about those big fat STUPID ooze—brains! 💢

[‍‍ ‍‍ wall—crawler . ‍* @spdrmenace]

cause it’s bigoted!

look; i get it, the x—men are assholes, but not every mutant is like that!

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

what? why not?! 💢

[‍‍ ‍‍ wall—crawler . ‍* @spdrmenace]

WHOA! whoawhoawhoa—you can’t just say stuff like that.

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

@SparklyPopstar1 what gave you that idea?

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

@PAlN101 hey, hey—case—i never said that.

( yeah. she suspected that. pretty face all scrunched up in… concern? and possibly a few other emotions too. )

maybe take, um—one of the turtles with you?

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

@PAlN101 i just got more stressed all of a sudden.

( please god no more broken… or split… or out of place body parts. )

…and it has nothing to do with the mutants. 💧

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

@JSRedRanger …assistance might be an understatement!

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

@SHININGBATRCT i’m hardly a doctor . . . 💧
but… i can try! if you really need me to.

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

@SHININGBATRCT . . . where did that confidence go?

[🎤 𝘢𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 𝘰’𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘭 .ᐟ @repwhorting]

@SHININGBATRCT i’m just mad. definitely hurt them though…