@PAlN101 yeah! we went out for coffee and—listen, it’s not important… but it IS of the UTMOST importance that your face resembles a face whenever you meet her! the athlete cover only goes so far, y’know? 💧
( smacking his chest. )
shush. be quiet. this isn’t about me.
my thing for redheads isn’t 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 overpowering.
i was out late last night—even spiders have to sleep eventually. i’m not in high school anymore, the long shifts get to me.
for your information, lady, i happen to stop news trucks and all kinds of things from getting rammed into by an eight foot tall rhino guy on, like, a bi—monthly basis.
𝑦𝑒𝑎𝘩, 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝘩, 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝘩. heard it before. maybe next time you’ll come flip my van after an 8 foot tall mutant rhino decides to give me a concussion. you know, save me having to call a super-genius turtle to do it for me. 😒
@PAlN101 it’s mostly coz there’s—you know. two of them?
( pat, pat. she really does appreciate him coming to her defence, though. )
i just don’t want you to get all messed up… plus my mom wants to meet you and—well, your skin is more black and blue than white nowadays. 💧
@PAlN101 hey, hey—case—i never said that.
( yeah. she suspected that. pretty face all scrunched up in… concern? and possibly a few other emotions too. )
maybe take, um—one of the turtles with you?
@PAlN101 i just got more stressed all of a sudden.
( please god no more broken… or split… or out of place body parts. )
…and it has nothing to do with the mutants. 💧