Sharlet Mealham

choose Explorer ; Typical tv nerd # Certified music fan ,

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Eric Pio~ Make friends not enemies and you will always have eyes in the back of your head.

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I'm not lost-I'm born again!

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What do your husband and your cats have in common? ... None of your cats lower the toilet seat either.

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Who wings, drives away care. - Spanish Proverb

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Jackie Joyner-Kersee~ Age is no barrier. Its a limitation you put on your mind.

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Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think.

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God take you, pound (of flax), drunk out and not yet spun. - Spanish Proverb

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Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.

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My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

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What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants? They always want to play leap frog with him

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You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!

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Jeremy Taylor~ Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of thy life.

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A cat come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.

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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.

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H.L. Mencken~ Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

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When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you. - African Proverb

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The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome -Jonathan Swift

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Every bug you find is the last one.

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A stumble may prevent a fall. -English proverb