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In a world where the earth is the enemy, and minerals are friends

[Mike_Ⓜ️ @1n_mike]

Her: He’s probably somewhere cheating

Me with the boys

[Futurist🇿🇼 @WaltJackman]

There is nothing that make me glued to my phone than these type of videos😭🙌🏽

[Odoyo Owidi @OwidiOdoyo]

Raila Odinga Received more information from government but was never this reckless!

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Moses Kuria: If the President gets 13% of the vote in Mt. Kenya, that would be a very big win for him. It would be a bonus, more than he needs. In my projection, the President is going to be reelected even without a single vote from Mt Kenya region. Figures don’t lie
#CitizenSundayLive

[GISTE @ggiste]

Yesterday I had an interesting experience

I was trying to file returns for a certain individual

He was confident that he will file nill returns

We logged in on his itax account

Mimi huyo mpaka pale kwa NIL returns

Buana unaclick Iyo kitu ya NIL

KRA wanakwambia you have expenses you need to declare😂😂

Nauliza jamaa yangu. Rada…. Kwani kuna biashara ulifanya juu KRA inasema uko na expenses za Kshs. 185,000

Jamaaa tried thinking…. Aaaaaai anasema hapana. Yeye hana official business na zile yeye hufanya ni Biashara mwecheche hustling hapa na pale😂

Iyo kitu ikanishinda.

I called a contact kwa hapo watu wa Haille Sellasie. Nikamuuliza Kwani hii kitu yenyu haikubali NIL returns juu jomba hapa hana Biashara na Hii kitu inasema ako na Kshs. 185,000 as expenses😂

Jamaa ikaniammbia nimpee few minutes.

After few minutes. Akanicall. Akaniambia niulize jomba kama analipanga school fees xx school😂😂

Jamaaa akaniambia…. eeeeh watoto wanasoma huko. At first he thought he was telling me something interesting 🤨

Then my guy told me…

“Hakuna mtu analipa school fees ya Kshs. 185,000 per year na hana kazi ama biashara. Sasa KRA inataka atueleze mahali Iyo pesa ilitoka”

Wueeeeh sini mbaya..

This is what happened

When Jomba paid school fees. The school recorded it as an income and issued an eTIMS receipt. This automatically updated in KRA backend system that the school has received an income and that’s an expense to whoever who paid it.

So KRA wants to understand huyu mtu hana kazi, hana biashara is surviving how in Nairobi. Kama ni savings as you all would claim.. hii savings unatoa wapi kila mwaka😂

Buana KRA wametunasa.

Alafu they are not doing this to everyone. First they are using Ai to monitor transactions you do everyday using mobile or banking platforms.

So in this case they notice you have payments you are making. They then deploy Ai to analyze your mobile and banking expenses. Jomba Wangu runs a hardware and workshop. Mpesa transactions zake unaona zinagonga upto 500k per month.. Lakini walimshikia pale kwa school fees.

Wale wako na corporate pins ndio wana feel the heat…

Sahii kufanya biashara bila eTIMS ni blunder🥹

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

NACADA has endorsed a proposal to raise the legal drinking age from 18 to 21 years.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Here are the top public officials involved in bribery cases in Kenya:

— Police officers – 35%
— Civil registration officials – 30%
— NTSA officers – 25%
— Land registry officers – 23%
— Registration of persons officers – 21%
— Immigration officers – 18%
— Tax/revenue officers – 13%

[Unadulterated @rerimoi]

@TooHotGaming @7NewsMelbourne @ainsleykoch When they use the word "body", it usually means the person was found dead.

[Eng. Daisy @daisy74707]

Mining CS expectations.
Let's voice our concerns and expectations. Competent mining CS.

[Unadulterated @rerimoi]

@esimit Why fire live bullets at anyone?

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

“I got my birthday certificate before i got my Journalist degree certificate, i am here as a Kenyan” ..John Allan Namu!!

[Matteo 🧃🦕🦨 @Matteo_denby]

Listen to Kalif Kairo daring Govt official the real movement

John Allan Namu THEY WILL NOT BELIEVE Polo Kimani William Ruto Kairo

[Hon Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

You will pay rent for every piece of land. This is a very evil government.

#RejectFinanceBill2024

[Unadulterated @rerimoi]

@IMFNews @IMFAfrica This message is not encrypted. It's easy to read and understand.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

The fear is gone, and the clouds are gathering.

[Prairie Builders Group 𝕏 @PrairieBuilders]

Interesting things we have seen at the KICC build Expo on DAY 1

Short thread

[Unadulterated @rerimoi]

@FerryKenya what's happening today?

[Unadulterated @rerimoi]

@MikeSonko

[Unadulterated @rerimoi]

@kipp_Prop Koseng'eng

[Unadulterated @rerimoi]

@Lawkipkoech I need to have a premium account to DM him