Rachel

i'm either hungry or asleep.

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@adammontenegro im sorry this is seven days later but im still laughing

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@mariahartnett99 PREACH

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@mariahartnett99 lol ew

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and i just had a stroke which is probably gonna end up being this day's low point

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hearing an old man order a "dunkaccino" was definitely the best part of my day

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glad my parents are paying the big bucks for this education

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"oh uh i think i uh just deleted some slides uh but uh that's okay uh you guys can figure out what was uh on them..."

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i want to go home so scott mcnairy can share his #streetwisdom with me @ihopboarders

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every time i get a test back i'm like welp i'll still probably graduate but that probably is becoming more and more important

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https://t.co/B9TKFI5BBX

this is important

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after i ate six servings of croutons @Bud_Henry goes, "why do you smell weird? oh you smell like a crouton"

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sometimes old men at the gym are cute and nice and sometimes they tell you that no man will want to date you if you keep lifting¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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both good questions

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can't tell if tired from the time change or tired from just life

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almost pooped my pants in home goods so i think the worst part of my day is probably over

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but will i ever stop spending money???? will i ever start making money?????? no and no

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every text i get is either from @Bud_Henry or @CVS_Extra

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me: this will be my career
me: no i hate that
me: actually this will, definitely
me: no omg that's even worse

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my therapist told me the first step to reducing my anxiety is to drink less caffeine and that made me anxious so i treated myself to coffee

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*frantically buys self-help books*