Rachel Hittle

Has a soft spot for overweight animals and the Kansas Jayhawks. Shares a library card with @shaunhittle

[The Black List @theblcklst]

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[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

@Marriott having a terrible experience trying to cancel a reservation. I’ve been hung up on 3x. Really disappointing since I stay with you often

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

@TyLynnMoss @BuffaloBills @_DaltonKincaid This is close. At first, PAC Sun popped up and I was really hoping you’d have to shop there as a middle aged bro. https://t.co/qWgPiqkNCk

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

@shaunhittle

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

@shaunhittle You’re giving the cookie creator a lot of credit to think that the spider is coming down from a web 😂

[Shaun Hittle @shaunhittle]

Not that hard to convict an innocent person in Oklahoma; nearly impossible to free the wrongfully convicted in our state. Time for an Innocence Commission https://t.co/ppFSCcmLZq

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

@ESPN might have the worst 2 box going of all time - tied game between #KU and #Texas with 2.30 and they want to make sure we see Coach K sitting in the dark before the Duke game starts. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

@shaunhittle Looks more like Ghost Busters to me. 👻

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

@shaunhittle Is this about me again? How many times do I have to apologize for stealing the covers?🤷🏻‍♀️

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

Baker DisMayfield ammiright? @shaunhittle doesn’t appreciate my game day puns. #ChiefsKingdom

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

@EthanStew Too many posers in the world today and a girl can’t take chances with her rep.

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

Who else caught Meghan talking about Archie as a prince and his sister as a princess not having a title? Slip of the tongue and gender reveal? #OprahMeghanHarry

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

@FedEx starting to wonder if you know where anything is? For the last 3 weeks no package locations have been available.

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

@TyLynnMoss @shaunhittle The fox also could have been wearing shoes, so it’s an honest mistake... there’s still much to learn about the newly articulate creatures #whatdidthefoxsay

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

@shaunhittle Or PB&J. It’s kind of my love language.

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

Getting mom shamed by my husband. In my defense, uncured ham is nitrate free.

[Shaun Hittle @shaunhittle]

Organic onesies, breathable pillows, foot heart rate monitors: my wife spares no expense on our child’s health. Then I find this abomination in our freezer:

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

Cat lawyer wins 2021.

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

I like to pretend I don’t know basic knowledge to see what’s believable to @shaunhittle My best so far? Asking how an NFL team could be down negative 10 points. The possession football looks a lot like a minus 😉

[Rachel Hittle @resalyer]

@shaunhittle @amazonatty I have yet to earn my good girl stripes but it won’t stop me from trying!