shamz

plz excuse my internal monologue

[shamz @resham671]

a part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

[aphrodite ♡︎ misandrist @mujhemaardo]

Zohran Mamdani is to me what Princess Diana was to my mom

[🦢 @meishato]

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Can you feel me looking at your location on find my friends, do you feel like there’s an angel watching over you

[Andrea @alferslefen]

I need to sit next to a body of water about this

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[J @yikingtons]

How about an Emotionally Well Adjusted Man actalike contest. How about that

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

First time visiting Washington, DC. So many sights to see. I think I’ll start with this place, which is not on any tourist maps, and leave a hefty donation.

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Shazam but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

social battery running out at the function, call that loosing my yappetite

[shamz @resham671]

@zeemuffin THATS AMAZING!!! Ahhh so happy for you!! And all the people that get to be there to experience it!!! 🤩

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

nothing worse than getting a little sun and feeling better and realizing I have the mental complexity of a daisy

[thrills by @gogokaghagraa]

me, at every obstacle that comes my way:

[Daniel @dadogeking]

Nostalgia is proof that you are living a life worth living, it is a privilege to yearn for your own memories

[trash jones @jzux]

“you already told that story” oh so you hate recycling

[your sbwl @zwotheramabale]

Eating

[notes 📝 @n0tesforyou]

one of my favorite things in the world is how we pick up little habits, phrases, and mannerisms from the people we love. i still say that one phrase my friend used to say a few years ago. i cook something the way my cousin taught or showed me. i discovered some of my favorite songs from someone i don't even talk to anymore. you collect so many pieces as you go about life. you are a mosaic of everyone you've ever loved, even for a heartbeat.

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

my daily routine:

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