reshma

edgy, sketchy, pencil pusher, advertising hack, wrote some kids’ books, working on some scripts, have a super cool dog, proud immigrant since 1972

[reshma @reshmatime]

My cute old dog and I got to be in a brand appreciation tv spot😊
#dogsoftwitter #SeniorPupSaturday #AdoptDontShop #RescueDogs adopted from @BadassDogRescue in 2012

[reshma @reshmatime]

Melania clocked it, ran out first, HillbillyVP was “saved” b/4 POTUS (replace P w/you know what) dropped to his buckling knees & dragged away,while Miller hid behind his unborn child,Kash was so far back he was never in danger, girl, & Erika cried wee wee wee all the way home?

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

The citizens of Minneapolis sound pretty united.

Self-proclaimed, “right-leaning” eyewitness…

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

A doctor attempted to provide medical aid to Renee Good in Minneapolis. Trump regime ICE troopers stopped him, claimed to have medics, while blocking paramedics down the road as well.

When the doctor on scene identified himself as a physician, ICE responded:

"I don't care."

[Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorFrey]

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇺🇸 LET US ANALYZE:

1) The woman tries to drive away
2) She steers the wheels away from the agents, away from both of them
3) The agent has time to move out of the way, but he decided to stay in the path of the car and gets his gun
4) She nicks the agent, but that’s not her intent. She has the wheels away from him
5) She just wants to drive off

This is not a left or right issue, this is a “was a woman shot rightfully issue”

That’s what I see

[Joe Scarborough @ScarboroughNow]

This video eviscerates Noem’s false claims. She should be fired.

[reshma @reshmatime]

I paid a lot for this flight. So much for having sky miles and the Delta Amex. Happy 100yeas I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@ed_bastian

[reshma @reshmatime]

@delta I’m on one your flights from NY to Paris and what a mess. The check-in was so stressful. Told my dog’s paperwork wasn’t right. It was. Told I wasn’t on the flight I was there for. I was.

[reshma @reshmatime]

Booked it w/your agents. Then my seat was moved twice for travelling with my dog, who I paid for.
Then my vegan meal was not available. They basically said clerical error, I say bullshit.

[reshma @reshmatime]

I didn’t join X, I joined Twitter. The rest is forced migration. #MyXAnniversary #ElonMuskGoToHell

[reshma @reshmatime]

@ninaturner Beavis is just mad cause Kendrick called out liking em young and he felt too seen

[reshma @reshmatime]

@WUTangKids the mice in the walls are high after this…

[reshma @reshmatime]

@HaroldPerrineau @FROMonMGM Anghkooey

[reshma @reshmatime]

@ElieNYC Imagining AOCs face realizing her ppl see her as they see Trump.

[reshma @reshmatime]

@ANTHONYDESPO You should be embarrassed calling blatant racism comedy. The self hate runs deep huh?

[reshma @reshmatime]

@SkyNews Why is Sky so obsessed with him? Meanwhile, the actual Vice President of the U.S. is also on but no mention of her.

[reshma @reshmatime]

@ElieNYC Oof the fear this elicited

[reshma @reshmatime]

@elonmusk “I’m one MLM scam away from bankruptcy”

[reshma @reshmatime]

@WUTangKids The natural selection plot
line to global warming is the only good part.

[reshma @reshmatime]

@ElieNYC Racism is almost too light a word these days for what this vile repugnance is. It’s lost the depth of its meaning when half of the country easily shrugs it off to either choose him, or claims to still be undecided.