Our Resident Cockney

Zealous Heathen
Pyro lacking Ultra & SMFC addict
Eternal bubble blower #COYI
Loyal Jacobite #HailTheKingOverTheWater
Aspiring intellectual

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

@SurvivetheJive I’m guessing this explains why I enjoy @carlsberg so much! Either that or the @FA just really have a thing for Denmark...

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

@smfcmike @smfc @Twitter Club of the Century Twitterfeed!

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

Me - “What you supposed to do with a feather duster”
Dad - “You’ll find out”
Cheers for that commercial @lovehoney 😂

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

Story time with Dad, always the best nights spent!

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

Brought this the other day as the NCIP is dead. I guess I’m embracing multiculturalism in a way. Thoughts @FFA ?

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

@AndrewMcTernan @Est1959 @smfcmike @MrAusFootball @j_shomos @Jimbarres @smfc Perhaps we can have the players tunnel painted blue and white with something like “Forever Hellas” across the concrete. Even some sort of mural against the side of the main stand as you turn round to the seats to stand. Bit dreary that concrete... 🇬🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

@PaulMavroudis @dvrf1878 Now children, what do we say to the Pope in Rome...?

Wotan mit uns!

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

Thinking of having a crack and applying. Surely I can't be that bad as a Director...

[Football Victoria @footballvic]

We are currently seeking Expressions of Interest for two Board Director roles at Football Victoria.

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[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

You know the world’s a bit twatted when your kid brother giggles over ‘69’... At this rate, there will be nothing for me to teach him once he’s a teenager! Well, maybe felching 🤢 #BigBrotherProblems

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

Meanwhile, spectators are off to Ballarat for the Dockerty Cup...
At least we ain’t @CoomaTigersNPL, poor lads have to travel fecking miles for the @FFACup

You lucky bastards!

[Marconi Stallions FC @marconi_sfc]

NPL1 Grand Final to be held at Bankwest Stadium!

A win this week could possibly put us in the top 5!

#marconistallions

[Alex Morgan @alexmorgan13]

This team is special. Thanks for the bday love. Thanks for the rocking stadium. Thanks for continuing to believe with us. And that’s the tea.

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

Yet again, we go to Europe to be knocked out of a cup. While it isn’t coming home, you did us all proud @Lionesses against the world’s best. Hold your heads high! ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
#ENGUSA

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

Nice to see I made someone’s Twitter *cough* @smfc
So I guess it isn’t just @Bubs_11 who loves the L.A.S.!

[Alamein FC @FCAlamein]

Half time here at H A Smith and we go into the break 3 - 3 with a huge second half coming up.

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

"This email has been automatically generated (please do not reply to this email)." What if I wanted to reply to this automatically generated email? Some of these automatic emails are just so inconsiderate to the feelings of others...

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

@pavlaki1969 @Savvastzionis Anyway, considering it is a Jewish holy text, surely we should be crying cultural misappropriation or something...
Wotan mit uns!

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

Congratulations to @smfcmike on your telly appearance during the @FFACup draw! You lucky bastard...

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

@dvrf1878 Hmm 11 likes and 1 dislike, I wonder who that was...
Don't suppose anyone can forward on a copy of the file for me?

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

@cindyn @HouseRulesOn7 Don’t ask my neighbours then 😂
20k and over I would imagine, purely for labour just for a week. Also depends who quotes you.

[Our Resident Cockney @ResidentCockney]

@ThatSkiMaskGuy @samynwa96 @SMEMUFC Ah bollocks, just got back from the Tab 😂

On a serious note, really hope this is just a one off to the rule instead of a paint-job on a carousel.