*Cindy N* 🤔✨

Senior Digi Producer | BComp (MMediaTech), MBus (SportMgt) | ⚽️📸 | Vespa LX125 🛵 | Sweary, typos, views mine | @strgzrdigital | ❤️ @NeilDiamond @SMFC 🇦🇺🇬🇷

[Jon Brosio @jonbrosio]

A subtle pattern I've noticed in people who actually build incredible things: They're not smarter. They're not more talented. They're definitely not luckier.

They just have a higher tolerance for looking stupid in public for longer than everyone else.

[*Cindy N* 🤔✨ @cindyn]

If you and I skipped that much work, we’d get fired.

And we’re not earning anywhere NEAR as much as this absolute grifter is.

Whinging about where your taxpayer dollars are going? Right here. Pissed up the wall.

[Toilet Paper Australia @toiletpaperaus1]

Hanson’s attendance at work is much, much worse than we thought. As it turns out, she attends Senate estimates 12% of the time…

…in the last DECADE.

[Wazza from Melbourne @Melbourne_says]

Still can’t hear Tony Abbott’s name without remembering Julia Gillard absolutely skinning him alive in front of the whole country.

The bloke didn't even get the chance to resign. His own seat booted his misogynistic arse straight to Timbuktu. 👏🏼#insiders

[*Cindy N* 🤔✨ @cindyn]

@VlahosKosta Don’t believe everything you read on the internet Kosta. Some of that shit 110% ain’t true.

[VICSES News @vicsesnews]

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[Today In History @historigins]

In 1997, Brazilian soccer player Roberto Carlos took a free kick from 35 meters against France that seemed to defy the laws of physics as it curved around a wall of defenders at an angle that seemed impossible. ⁠
⁠
This “miracle goal” led a team of French physicists to publish a study in the journal New Journal of Physics, in which they explained that the extreme spin and speed created a “spinning spiral of the ball” that overcame gravity and air resistance.⁠

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[South Melbourne FC @smfc]

Some incredible words from FIFA President Gianni Infantino, specifically recognising our club’s participation in the OFC Pro League, the impact being made across Oceania and our recent Australian Championship triumph, where we were not only a foundation club, but the inaugural champions.

But beyond results, we want to be leaders of football in this country. To see the FIFA executive recognise the direction of our club, the ambition behind what we are building and the impact we are making across the region is something we are incredibly excited about.

From domestic success to representing our badge internationally, this football club continues to push forward on every front.

The club is going places, and we want you on that journey with us.

[Politic@l Spinner. @lesstenny]

From @GuardianAus today
#auspol

Pauline Hanson and Barnaby Joyce billed taxpayers more than $3,000 to attend fundraising and donor events on board the luxury cruise ship The World, hosted by the mining billionaire Gina Rinehart.

Guardian Australia can reveal that in December last year Hanson and Joyce attended multiple private events on the world’s largest privately owned cruise ship, on which Australia’s richest person owns an exclusive multimillion-dollar apartment. Unbelievable but true

[*Cindy N* 🤔✨ @cindyn]

@sthmel @smfc Oh you’re already down there? Well catch the train over a bit later..

[*Cindy N* 🤔✨ @cindyn]

@sthmel @smfc Where are you guys?

[*Cindy N* 🤔✨ @cindyn]

@77kazzg Yup, not going to miss this one! Sounds like we’ll have a few over there…

[*Cindy N* 🤔✨ @cindyn]

💪🏼💙🤍

[South Melbourne FC @smfc]

𝗢𝗙𝗖 𝗣𝗥𝗢 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗚𝗨𝗘 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟

After an incredible journey across the Pacific, South Melbourne will take on Auckland this Sunday at Eden Park in the inaugural OFC Pro League Final.

From Melbourne to Auckland, Fiji and beyond, the boys have represented the badge and our community with pride to earn a place on the biggest stage that the club has seen in years.

Now, one final challenge awaits. Australia, we need you behind us!

🆚 Auckland
🏟 Eden Park, Auckland
📅 Sunday May 24
⏰ 3pm Auckland time / 1pm Melbourne time
📺 Watch live and free worldwide on FIFA+

A chance to make history.
A chance to bring the trophy home to Hellas.

[*Cindy N* 🤔✨ @cindyn]

ChattyG just told me, that based on some of my random bored-at-night conversations and whinges… my brain capacity is at ‘trying to run Windows95 on a potato’ and HOW DOES THIS AI SHIZZ KNOW ME SO WELL?! 😭🤣☠️

[*Cindy N* 🤔✨ @cindyn]

@Est1959 @SMEMUFC @smfcmike Only live once! 😉

[South Melbourne FC @smfc]

𝐎𝐅𝐂 𝐏𝐑𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ✅

We secure our third major final in 12 months, with a brace from Swibel and goals from Mikkola and Giannakopoulos

We will play the winner of South Island United vs Auckland FC at Eden Park this Sunday the 24th of May

📸 George Kou

[*Cindy N* 🤔✨ @cindyn]

@SMEMUFC @smfcmike Yup, I’m in… looks like there’s a few heading over!

[VICSES News @vicsesnews]

Big thanks to Jane Bunn for her ongoing support of our volunteers in the lead up to Wear Orange Wednesday tomorrow! 🧡 #ThankYouSES

[*Cindy N* 🤔✨ @cindyn]

*snort*

[A Rational Fear @ARationalFear]

A Budget Reply Speech from
Dr. Rich Kahnt. #auspol