residentdoomer

suicidal, nip fan

[Falltime Joel 🍁 @UncleDrewStan]

I put on my sunglasses and my co-worker said "hang on I gotta pull up a picture of who you look like right now"
he fucking got my ass i cant lie

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

God was in the studio with them

[residentdoomer @residentdoomer]

@omerdank @ayeletlash9 "זה לא קרה אבל אם כן זה לא הלך רחוק מספיק"

[residentdoomer @residentdoomer]

@Thorin Beside the Major fluke kyxsan had a better record

[bianca @furor_uterino]

fui no vet e ele receitou um remédio pra minha gata ai na mesma semana fui na minha psiquiatra e ela receitou o mesmo remedio pra mim

[Blanka Slate @tabulablanka]

@armchairjonah @shroomsocialist Funniest form of benevolent prejudice. “Oh my god, it’s the magic money people!! Please teach me how to be wealthy enough to influence things behind the scenes!🤩🤑”

[Esports World Cup @EWC_EN]

64 teams. One LAN. Only 4 slots left for the main event.

EWC26 LCQ - CS2
Starting August 7 at 11AM CEST

[Romlib 🎄 @romlib_]

"an Hbomberguy video's worth of evidence"

[jake @ComradeJak3]

The concept of banning a valuable tool in order to protect the resale value of cardboard rectangles from a childrens game

[residentdoomer @residentdoomer]

@gontarzn האזרח הממוצע לא מתעניין במצע של המפלגה אלא בוייבז שהיא יוצרת, התקשורת מגיבה הבתאם

[residentdoomer @residentdoomer]

@ishaycoen אוי לא הדמוקרטים איבדו את הקול של ישי כהן

[residentdoomer @residentdoomer]

@HurtboxTV @LavBloomie @Weballandsomali Good the Library is a terrible level, sprinting makes it more bearable

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Lisandro Martinez: “The downfall of the great has always been the joy of the mediocre.”

[residentdoomer @residentdoomer]

@Thorin Messi is the humble GOAT like Zywoo

[The Extreme Football Enthusiast @ExtremeFootbal4]

Journalist: "After the first game, I gave you a red amulet that my mother gave me to give it to you for good luck. I don't know if you remember."

Messi: "I remember. I put it on my left leg"

Journalist: "Are you kidding?"

Messi: "No. Iook, it's here."

[residentdoomer @residentdoomer]

@Thorin You're behind on the times, American English is what dominates the sphere

[residentdoomer @residentdoomer]

@NiKoCS_ GOAT Rifler

[ohnePixel Updates @ohnePixelUpdate]

Zonic's message to the haters 👀

"Niko 1 Major, Haters 0 Majors"

[residentdoomer @residentdoomer]

@PimpWinneche Did nothing on Falcons for years until karrigan saved his ass

Won Blast Paris beating GL and Prime into the Breach

Only the Astralis one means something

[residentdoomer @residentdoomer]

@RyanAtRBM Whats unethical about spending Bug Money on players?