Residentkeene

Cash App me I don't strangle kids or stab them at track meets.

[Residentkeene @ResidentKeene]

https://t.co/txnBhDmBD2

Wanted: Benevolent Patron for Time Traveling Non Child Killer. Reward: One Free Bicycle.
Or maybe even:
Sponsor a Hero: Support a Time Traveler Who Doesn't Murder Their Kids.

[Hunter Eagleman™ @Hunter_Eagleman]

I’m dead!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Rose Smith @itsrosesm]

Only 15% of Americans refused the Covid vax.
That means the other 85% followed the crowd like sheep.
Where's my 15% at?

[Residentkeene @ResidentKeene]

@RazorFist My brain can't process this anymore. I want to see trees snapping and Bigfoot chasing these people down

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

Quick, convene a jury of 11 misandrist strumpets and 1 improbably based dude.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

This video perfectly showcases the Left.

-Can't debate you
-Tries to physically assault you
-Then calls YOU hateful for free speech

How are we supposed to share a country with these people?

[National Public Diplomacy Directorate @NationalHasbara]

The "genocide" lie, explained so simply a child could follow it.

Hamas must be dismantled so Israeli children can grow up in safety.

[Pete Vroman for Montgomery County Executive @Vromanfo]

🚨#BREAKING: A Savannah-area DA is preparing to DROP ALL CHARGES against 3 Black men accused of BRUTALLY beating a man at a gas station.

Internal documents cite a “lack of evidence” to move forward…

There’s just one problem:

THE ENTIRE INCIDENT WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA.

[Alyona @askaya]

Not to be dramatic, but White people’s tolerance is leading to White people’s extinction.

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

Muslims respect Christ so much, it's illegal for an Iranian to convert to Christianity.

[Eagle Wings @EagleWings3578]

I looked it up. She is an extreme athlete. She is a serious endurance athlete who has competed in Ironman and other long-distance events.

Their foundation describes her as an accomplished athlete who has raced elite marathons, triathlons, and the Ironman World Championship in Kona, Hawaii. A 2004 New York Times profile reported that Michael bought her a Kona entry as a 40th-birthday gift (via a charity auction); she finished in about 13.5 hours despite breaking a toe during the swim, with their children running alongside her near the end. The Ironman distance is a 2.4-mile swim, 112-mile bike, and 26.2-mile run.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man Who Agrees With The Media, Universities, Corporations, And Hollywood Thinks He's Part Of The Resistance https://t.co/GsUcivd1LU

[Ally Ragsdale @allyragsdale]

Muslims: Jesus was a prophet.

Buddhists: Jesus was a teacher.

Hindus: Jesus is another god.

Atheists: Jesus was just a person.

Christians: Jesus is fully man & fully God. He died for our sins and rose again on the third day. All who believe in him will have eternal life.

[Offend_no_one @offendnoone]

Women will never understand the simple joy men get from just existing.

A man can arrive in a new city, walk around for hours, explore random streets, observe people, and be completely fucking content.

Then a woman joins.

Now there needs to be an agenda.

Cafe. Restaurant. Shopping. Tourist spot. Photos.

Next location.

Something always has to be happening.

Meanwhile, a man can grab a good drink, sit in the town square for three hours, watch the world move around him, and think:

"Yeah. This is f*cking nice."

No itinerary. No entertainment. No destination.

Just existing without needing existence to entertain you.

Being a man is peaceful.

[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

A Muslim Man encounters Jesus Christ and converts to Christianity declaring Jesus is Lord and one true God

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

All the liars and hustlers want to move on

[MuhFugger @itsjusttimbro]

G.O.A.T Shht!

[GodLogic_GL @GodLogic_GL]

Muhammad's marriage to Aisha is the kryptonite of Islam.

No matter how hard they cope, it'll always sound wrong and embarrassing. And deep down inside, they know it.

[Deep Leaks @DeepLeaksHQ]

Actor David Spade raising awareness that a bill was introduced in California to audit where the $20+ billion dollars in missing homeless money went, it passed but then Gavin Newsom VETOED the bill to block the investigation

Yes, this really happened. He blocked bills for an audit MULTIPLE TIMES

Bipartisan bill AB 2903 (unanimous passed 72-0 in the Assembly, 40-0 in the Senate) would’ve forced annual public reports on where the money went

Newsom vetoed it.

Gavin Newsom also vetoed similar bills AB 2570 and AB 2093

“The same broader problem with people paying taxes in California — The homeless, they lose $20 billion, but they want more money for it. That's why people get tired of paying taxes and going, what are you doing? Gavin Newsom just vetoed a bill asking for an audit of where the money for homeless goes. He said, not a chance. You're not gonna see that. That's the problem.”

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

HOLY SH*T

@City_of_Ottumwa in Iowa opened up their most recent city council meeting with a prayer to SATAN.

"Let us pray. Dear dark father... HAIL SATAN"

WTF is wrong with these people???