Hailey🇺🇸

Jesus first, America Second 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

I work at a shop that used to carry a product that's since been made illegal. We stopped carrying it the moment it was banned.

Every so often an undercover cop comes in to check.

Him: You guys still carry Spice?

Me: No sir. We stopped carrying it when it became illegal. It's a serious charge if you're caught with it.

Him: Nothing in the back?

Me: Nothing anywhere. We don't carry it in any form.

Him: Appreciate it.

Two other guys had been browsing the store the whole time. One of them clearly hadn't been paying attention to our conversation.

He walked up to the undercover cop.

Him: Hey. I got some stuff in my car you might be interested in.

Cop: (without missing a beat)

Cop: Really. Show me.

The three of them walked out.

I picked up a broom.

Started sweeping near the front door.

Watched them walk to the car.

Watched the trunk open.

Watched the cop's expression change.

Me: (leaning on the broom)

Me: (watching the dumbest drug deal in history unfold in my car park)

Me: (in broad daylight)

Me: (directly in front of my store)

Me: (they approached an undercover cop)

Me: (voluntarily)

Me: (and offered to show him everything)

Me: (I have worked here for three years)

Me: (nothing has come close to this)

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Lions are social animals while tigers prefer to be alone and this moment says it all

[Bluu 🐝 @arwenbluu]

No entiendo cómo puede ser. Vi a Michael Jackson morir, a Maradona morir, a Pelé morir, a la reina Isabel morir; vi pasar a tres papas. Sobreviví a una pandemia, vi el comienzo de internet. Vi el CD cambiar a Spotify, vi cambiar el DVD a Netflix, vi pasar del teléfono fijo a un iPhone. Y estoy viendo el surgimiento de la IA. Y solo tengo 30 años.

[theburntpeanut @theburntpeanut]

All Downhill From There

[The Burnt Peanut Clipped @burntpeanutclip]

*Peanut getting hyped for GTA 6*

"they say the US is trash but we put more money than your entire country makes in year into a video game USAUSAUSA"

"its a UK studio? ban that guy" 🤣🤣

[The Burnt Peanut Clipped @peanutburnt]

The burnt peanut watches Gingy’s point of view of when he shot her, I don’t think she liked that very much 🤣

[Sadie @Sadie_NC]

Yeah, why?
🤔🤔🤔

[Serkan Tanyildizi @srkntnyldz]

Sıcakların yükseldiği şu günlerde… Kargo teslim eden bir kargocunun bahçeyi sulayan fıskiyeyi baktığını zil kamerasından gören ev sahibi, “Serinlemek için kesinlikle ona doğru koşmalısın” dedi ve yürekleri ısıtan olay yaşandı 😇♥️

[c ☆ @tintafey]

amy 😭

[TECTONE 🇺🇸 @Tectone]

I need the world to explain to me how I’m getting fucked because the person who hit my fiance wasn’t insured.

This is insane.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Chris Pratt was so panicked while filming the dance scene in Guardians of the Galaxy that he thought he was ruining the movie.

He had to improvise.

“This set is costing $20,000 a minute. I don’t know how to dance.”

He asked for choreographer.

Gunn refused. “Just dance.”

[Hailey🇺🇸 @residentunc]

I’m 24 today. Have gotten called Unc ten times already and it’s not even 10:30 AM. -_-

[The Burnt Peanut Clipped @burntpeanutclip]

"so next time Dillon Danis comes in here running his mouth- remind him that he picked a 1v1 fight with someone from the AUDIENCE"

Dillon Danis was back in Peanut's chat last night so Peanut finally goes and learns the lore of why he's banned from the UFC😭😭

[Frases Barbie @barbie_context]

Tom Holland sobre trabajar junto a Zendaya en diferentes proyectos:

“Si, a los estudios les encanta. Solo tienen que pagar por UNA habitación de hotel."

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES was released 9 years ago today.

The film arrived exactly 10 years after At World’s End, matching the curse that only allowed Will Turner to step on land once every decade as captain of the Flying Dutchman.

[cloakzy YEP @notcloakzy1]

I went to tims house was there for 10 min and i broke both his PCs within 10 mins

[Dave @tufdave]

My mom saw my plan💔

[The Burnt Peanut Clipped @peanutburnt]

“Where’s the well at boss??”

The burnt peanut finally finds a well to drink water at and dies right as he drinks it 🤣 making hutch and peanut lose it

Welcome to DayZ Peanut! 🥜

[yoxic @yoxics]

TheBurntPeanut had an accident mid stream while playing Apex Legends for the past 26 hours straight in an attempt to go from Rookie to Predator in a single stream 😭

things are not going as planned..