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wireless enthusiast intercepts government secret radio band and uncovers secrets and scandals of deceitful type proportions

[b @resiseven7]

@snoopywavs @Myblackdiary93 ironically a very insecure thing to say

[Maarek @Maarblek]

Everyone under 40 is now a little bit autistic thanks to Too Many Screens so, going forward, the popular conception of ~good acting~ will be how well you can mimic the exaggerated expressions of the Pixar cartoon characters that replaced their human socialization

[b @resiseven7]

@heremotherturin They ate WHAT??

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

Thinking of him this month

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.

[toto 💙🦋🎶🎵🎻🎤🎹🪺❄️ @hoescaredy]

“Video games can’t make you cry”

Video game:

[b @resiseven7]

@kenziesoleil two burgers is the ideal number of burgers

[b @resiseven7]

@mononoprix @YBKabuk if you have an SSD it's actually fine

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

“Does anyone know what to do?” Yes. Every time you are doing something imagine what Toussaint Louverture, Harriett Tubman, or Fidel Castro would do. Correct, download a sports betting app “just to see what's up” while peeing in the bath

[broc @brocdogg]

Gossip

[broc @brocdogg]

Military Industrial Complex

[𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚐 ⚜︎ @helllmouth]

this is quite literally the most insane shit i think i’ve ever read, what the fuck lol

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

yooo I can’t believe the guy who shot me in Reno is doing a live concert here at Folsom prison! I can’t wait to hear the complicated and tragic explanation as to why he sent me into a near-death comatose state. I think once I know I’ll be ready to forgive not only him, but myself

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Everyone rolls their eyes when I pick 4'33" as my karaoke jam, but once I start nailing it, belting out the wind stirring outside during the first movement, each of the raindrops pattering the roof during the second, and so on, they cheer in amazement. This throws me off my game.

[Leallicna @leallicna]

4 drawings with skeletons

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

An all time great freak. What an actor. Tremendously sad 💔

[Dylan @cutieswagusa04]

Knowing nothing does wonders for the nervous system. Don’t check your emails. Don’t ask your mom why any of it happened. Mute him on twitter. Ignore the nutrition label. Have notifications off for everything. Remove your eyes, ears, and nerve endings.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[chimera @chimeraxmachina]

This is how you push through universally unpopular legislation. You start with attacks on groups most people don't care about (sex workers), under the guise of something many support (protecting kids). Then you keep increasing the heat until the frog sits in boiling water.