Donald “Caligula” Trump

The Pretorian Guard nailed Caligula with knives. In November 2020, let’s nail Trump with ballots.

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Are you a puddle pooper? I’m a puddle pooper. I think when the money is on the line we are all puddle poopers. VIVA LA PUDDLE POOPER!

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I’m sorry for being such a hypocrite. Yes, it’s true, I too am a purveyor of filthy, disgusting, grotesque pre-chewed meat. Now, how much pre-chewed meat can I wrap up for you, your Mrs and those beast-fully ugly children of yours?

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No I’m not a Windy Dick. I just like breaking wind. No I’m not a Dartfartilier. I’m just a quant old fashioned breaker of very serious wind. No I’m not a cheese pusher. I’m that quant old fashioned beater of very serious meat. Now join in you purveyor of filthy pre-chewed meat.

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I repeat, I repeat. I am not a Dartfartilier of Americus. I’m just a quant old-fashioned windbreaker who breaks only the most serious of wind.

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@Anthony00292007 @LouDobbs @gatewaypundit First off, you judge-packing clown, always finish a question with three question marks not two. Second, the answer is “No” because nothing happened you bird brain moron.

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Now later on, hahah, we’ll conspire as we fart, fart, fart by that fire. Its a beautiful sight, yes we’re farting tonight, we’re farting in that WinTex Wonder Lane, yes we’re farting in that WinTex Wonder Lane, yes we’re farting, as we go darting, through that WinTex Wonder Lane.

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In fact neither Hitler nor Braun liked the Eagle’s Nest (aka, The Tea House) because both had a fear of heights. It is said Hitler went there only once. Both Hitler and Brain spent all their time at the Berghof while at Berchtesgaden.

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@KyriClaflin @RawStory @KatiePhang Why don’t you pick up a copy of Mueller’s report and read it (that is if you know how to read). Mueller’s report was anything but an exoneration of that f**king sociopathic liar. It was Bill Barr’s whitewashing of the report that you’re referring to.

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It doesn’t matter whether she is lying or is delusional. We must only be concerned with making sure people with mindsets similar to her’s are kept far away from positions of authority, be it political or in any other form - period.

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In fact neither Hitler nor Braun liked the Eagle’s Nest (aka, The Tea House) because both had a fear of heights. It is said Hitler went there only once. Both Hitler and Brain spent all their time at the Berghof while at Berchtesgaden.

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To be sung to the Beverly Hillbillies theme song: No I’m not a Dartfartilier, I just like breaking wind. No I’m not a Windy Dick, yes I just like breaking wind. No I’m not a Dartfartilier, I just LOVE breaking wind. I’m just that quaint, Old Fashioned breaker of very serious wind

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No I’m not Dartfartilier, I just love breaking wind. No I’m not a Windy Dick, yes I just love breaking wind. No I’m not a Dartfartilier I just love breaking wind. Yes, I’m just an quaint, old fashioned breaker of very serious wind.

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@unscriptedmike You’re a halfwit. However, as a halfwit you are not even aware you’re a halfwit. The other consequence of being a halfwit is that you’re also not aware you have no conscience. It really is a double whammy!

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@HeyNow666 What a 🤡

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@lsferguson You’re a goddamn crackpot. You belong in a straight jacket with a Hannibal Lecter-style leather muzzle over your mouth. Then you should be permanently placed in a special ward in the Bridgewater State Hospital (ala Rudolph Hess). And by all means kept off social media

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Has anyone told you that you have slant shoulders. It’s a sign of weakness.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr We’re you up all night? Your stash must be seriously diminished.

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No I’m not a Dartfartilier of Americus and yes me thinks you were told to unite in a very special (if not so common) cause. Well you didn’t unite now I hate to say it but your in for a fight potentially the fight of your life a fight this night with me and my good old friend Bony

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No I’m not a wintra-dick-at-ease, I just like breaking wind with graceful ease. I’m just that quant old-fashioned windy dick.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Go sniff some more white powder