The Secret Resp Reg

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

My one year old gets excited by bubbles but so do I once the chest drains in

[Zack Ferguson @zackferguson]

Seriously though has anyone seen it

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

May 20 2020 Number 10 party. Damn, I missed it. I was in a coma. Just my luck.

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

Found the missing ultrasound machine on the gastro ward this week, tried my best to look angry

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

@mevparekh Cracking open some prostate sized walnuts at Christmas

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

Found this amongst the kids toys. What’s the point of the kids learning the alphabet if they fail to recognise the cardiac silhouette!

[The Secret Radiologist @SecretRadiology]

This account is now dedicated to finding rubbish radiology stock footage

Exhibit A

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

Review in three months as per BTS guidelines (they like to take things slowly)

[The Secret Radiologist @SecretRadiology]

Girl are you an indeterminate lung nodule because I’m going to have to ask someone who’s more familiar with this stuff about you

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

The Chase counts as SCE revision

[The Secret Radiologist @SecretRadiology]

Finally, doing all those chest CTs comes in handy

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

Still get slightly amused when the clerking FY1 has diligently prescribed the patients PRN sildenafil on their inpatient chart

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

Trying to look cross when the Med student turns up late for the bronchoscopy list, but only managing mild whimsy

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

Sending out those portfolio assessment ticket reminders on a Sunday night

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

@gnwren Respiratory

Banana smoothie.

Well, coz it looks a bit pseudomonasy. Plus additional straw reminiscent of suction to aid clearance. Send for culture!

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

@zackferguson I had always wondered throughout Med school and first half of medical career why they were called “Curly B” lines when they were straight not wavey. It took becoming a Resp Reg for me to find out they were eponymous ‘Kerley B-lines’

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

@dgfull @admit_medics @JulianBurton15 Writing “Home once INR therapeutic” is a guaranteed way to ensure today’s result is INR < 2

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

If the lab could see my face when they ring through a potassium of 6.0 from [insert name of random OPD] clinic at 9pm

[The Secret Radiologist @SecretRadiology]

🫖

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

@zackferguson Respiratory medicine

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

The moment in the specialist asthma clinic when the new patient asks “Hang on, aren’t you the same doctor who referred me here from the general Resp clinic last year? You sent me 10 miles down the road to see yourself?!”
Dangers of rotating trusts #awkward #selfreferral

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

@MemeRegOnCall If for whatever reason you’ve gotta give fluids in heart failure I just write ‘softly, softly, chatchee monkey’ in the rate of infusion box

[The Secret Resp Reg @resp_the]

@MemeRegOnCall Check the team leader’s BM and jammy dodge as required