The Noxian Grand General

I smoke, I play league, and I know things. Riftbound grinder. Proud American and liberal. YouTube:

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

Donald Trump continues to lie about the 2020 election

Donald Trump continues to lie about the tariffs

Donald Trump continues to lie about the Epstein files

Donald Trump continues to lie about loving my country

Donald Trump continues to lie about everything.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Kamala lied about working at McDonald’s.

Tim Walz lied about serving in combat.

Elizabeth Warren lies about being Cherokee.

Cory Booker lies about being straight.

Tim McBride lies about being a chick.

Gavin Newsom lied about growing up poor on Wonderbread and Mac n’ Cheese.

Why can’t these people ever be authentic?

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

“I’m Bane”

Duh

[ro³ @holyghostbat]

genuine question

what would’ve bane’s plan been if bruce had only taken in two robins

[Washedup @richardhochy]

@stormfire116 @fargolafecne I'd rather be caught on the losing end of a Kaisa scandal instead of having my friend publicly announce that I play too damn slow to finish a game so I need to be gifted a win for it. Not being able to finish a game 3 with 25 mins left should be against the law in most countries

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

@tronisbad I can’t believe how cheap these things are right now

[MERC | Tronisbad @tronisbad]

This is the only financial tweet i will publicly agree with re: card game

Moxen in a first set are important to own

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

Neat kickoff to my double Skirmish weekend lol

[David_Mauricio @David_Mauricioo]

Does a bear shit in the woods liberal?

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

@RunesAndRift @TheMrPlus @Fiderobombastiq @Saucekayx @CasterBandit HOW DO I GET THAT

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

@cel3_art Azir obv

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

Just wanna say as someone who

-uses the same sleeves
-and the same runes
-for the same legend and champ
-and has a friend who one-tricked Lee Sin through Origins

feelsbadman

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

Best clip so far of #rqvancouver @riftboundop @playriftbound

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

@RandyyyTCG Best deck fr

[Prismaticism @Prismaticismism]

Riot nerf yone please 🙏

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

I think we need to start making licenses for computers, like cars have

I reckon that would solve like 90% of the USA’s issues overnight

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

-gets called out on getting no pussy
-soys out
-you’re fat
-affirms that accuser gets more pussy
-weak excuses
-I don’t need to prove anything

Damn, you sure got him.

[bloom 𖧧 @bloomjpg]

Asmongold claps back after Stavros Halkias says he gets no p-ssy

"Shut up fatty.. So many men that are leftist use it as a mating technique.. They don't actually believe any of this sh-t.. They just say it because it's a good way to get women to like them."

"I don't have a girlfriend, maybe in the future I will.. They're simps.. It's all about having s-x with women.. It's kind of sad, really.. I don't like talking about relationships.. I don't need to prove anything."

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

Said the least normal Texan

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

A normal Texan might have said something like, the Houston Astros.

[The Noxian Grand General @respectableBP]

@jappleby @TheDemocrats I find it fucking based

[Saul @Feidcel]

Needing zhonyas to use your ult in any useful manner is the worst game design i have ever seen

[Tim @trouble_man90]

There aren’t adequate words to properly express the depth and scale of trump’s corruption, it’s completely on a scale of its own with no historical equivalent to point to.

[MERC | Tronisbad @tronisbad]

Never forget what they took from us