Emma Foster

I just want to rule the world, and an ice cold Cream Soda, is that such a bad thing?

[Hannah @HannahBlackorby]

My dog screams like this when anything inconveniences him

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

Gang violence is getting out of control...

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have stolen a yogurt lid. from the trash. it’s nothing personal. i was just feeling angsty. but now the human is chasing me. and i have no choice. but to evade them spectacularly

[Emma Foster @respectsarcasm]

someone: *obviously flirts with me*
me, the oblivious fool I am: aw they are so noice
also me, five years later, waking up in cold sweat at 3 am: WAIT A MINUTE

[Paige @PaigeErigan]

most depressing part of a break up don’t @ me

[Emma Foster @respectsarcasm]

Happy Easter Fools day! The only day where we get to celebrate Jesus' death day and then prank some nerds.

[Emma Foster @respectsarcasm]

I'm tired

[Emma Foster @respectsarcasm]

You ever get the sneaking suspicion you bore and annoy someone you really like? Ya, it sucks when that feeling hits you for like a solid month.

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

🌈A Bad Case of Stripes🌈

[Emma Foster @respectsarcasm]

@crackth0t @chaoticjinxy Let's never bring that back, k byyyyeeeeee

[Charli @charli_xcx]

nerdy people are hot

[Emma Foster @respectsarcasm]

@maddy_ayee @chaoticjinxy I only check off like four of those things, guess I'm not gay 🤷🏼‍♂️