Ladies with postpartum, instead of filming you with all the sads, come to my gym and choke someone that can fight back.
Some folks there won’t even fight back, but they signed the waiver.
@TheJoeySwoll I’m a strong believer in that the phrase “stitch incoming” should be reserved and only makes sense if you’re in the ER.
Otherwise wtf are people talking about?
@roxie_ug Does it never occur to those providing the food to just starting bringing him salads? Honestly, what’s he going to do? Walk over and give you a stern talking to?