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@ressda3m's writing is mechanically sound but boring - my year 11 English teacher.

No lies detected. 😵
she/her

[NZ Rugby League @NZRugbyLeague]

Pirtek are on the hunt for the Kiwis’ No.1 fans at Eden Park this Saturday. The four loudest and proudest Kiwi fans who come early and show their support for our Kiwis A boys will be upgraded to VIP field-side seats! This includes complementary food, drinks, and merch!

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Woot! WARRIORS! Shaun Johnson you beauty 🎉

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Chur Costa Rica goalkeeper! I knew you were gonna save that penalty

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The word is unflattering isn't it lol 🤡

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Gah 1900 Island from Absolute History on yt, one lady going on about not wanting to give some food for the larger family because "it's only going to feed them for a day" and they should help them get themselves out of their problems...

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Like maybe it's some non- flattering editing, but come on, the mum of that family was missing meals to make sure the kids got enough...

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Lol, watching a panel of politicians "answer" questions live is painful.

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Oof Sri Lanka, not the best start ay 😅. Lessgo Black Caps

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So there I was thinking wow, regular TV can say shit for family TV now.
And also duh all dogs are going to shit.

But no, I'm just going deaf, they said shed, as in fur. 🤡

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We've been watching normal TV lately & today we are watching The Dog House NZ and no lie, I thought the lady said she wants a dog that doesn't drool and doesn't shit. Then the lady who finds the dog was like, look, I can find a dog that doesn't drool but all dogs shit a bit.

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I couldn't remember how it ended, but thankfully the mum and dad didn't get back together and that made me happy

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Mrs Doubtfire is the weirdest movie watching as an adult. Mrs Doubtfire just told Pierce Brosnan that his girlfriend has crabs and a vibrator.

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The whole restaurant part is

[Tweets Of Cats @TweetsOfCats]

Open this thread to see cats eating corn 🌽😍

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Gee Tuatara well done on the win! I had heart palpitations at the end there lol #TuataraNation

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Even tho the football ferns lost, got home to find the Auckland Tuatara came back to win their first game today, leshgo for the 2nd game of the double header

[Auckland Tuatara Baseball @AucklandTuatara]

Is it too late for inclusion in Halberg moment? What an epic game.
We go again at 7.30pm in the night cap.
#FuelTheJourney #TuataraNation #ABL23

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Spent an afternoon at Eden Park, watching the Football Ferns vs the USWNT. A record crowd and farewell for Rosie White and Abby Erceg. USA 5 NZ 0. Rose Lavelle scored 2 😊

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Oh OK Best of my love by The Emotions is an example of quiet storm apparently...makes more sense now.

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What the hell is Quiet Storm? 🤔#SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/hsd9uBVqtl