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jus be retweeting funny shit |

[julia morales stan account 👑 @astrosbatgirl]

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[Houston Astros @astros]

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨

RT to win this Tatsuya Imai City Connect jersey with Kanji lettering!

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[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

First side quest complete.

[The Crawford Outpost Podcast @CrawfordOutpost]

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[The Crawford Outpost Podcast @CrawfordOutpost]

🚨 Carlos Correa Jersey Giveaway! 🚨

How to enter:
1. Like this post
2. Retweet this post
3. Follow @CrawfordOutpost

Do all 3 BEFORE the end of the game where Correa hits his first homer as a Stro and you could win!

[Houston Astros @astros]

The battle for the Silver Boot returns!

Thanks to the @texaslottery, you and three friends have a chance to win an Astros MVP experience on Saturday, July 12! RT to win! #LUCKHAPPENS

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

Clifton is throwing that AARPoosi and doing the Ciara matrix in Dockers 😭

[ᴇᴠ @restapled]

@pulte Me!

[DRUSKI @druski]

People be Happier in their Work Relationship more than the REAL relationship 😂

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Dang ol’ bonjour, man

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Your friend just said they've never done a dab

[pleasureP @auguztx]

Wock Croc Pins 🐊🫗🖤

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This edit is incredible 😂😂😂

[ᴇᴠ @restapled]

Work got us bbq for lunch now my stomach bubblin smh

[ᴇᴠ @restapled]

@Hectallica333 Nah we still changing clocks on Nov 5th