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Leon // ACAB // @littlepaws182 🖤

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just saying if you start watching spiderman 3 in 24 minutes the midnight ball drop will happen right when peter says “it’s pizza time”

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why would we wine and dine when we can

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sometimes i wonder why people get so worked up over sports, but when i see someone stay with their dumbass partner in my reality dating shows i wanna yell at my tv too so i get it 🤔

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99% of the time without fail when i’m helping a member at work find housing due to fleeing domestic violence their partner/spouse is military or law enforcement. it’s almost like putting under educated under qualified people in positions of power leads to danger for everyone 🙃

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the guy at the dispensary looked so disappointed when i asked him for the weakest weed they have 😭 im sorry i get SCARED when im HIGH

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not to crank my own hog, but i’ve been off my meds for 2 weeks and i’ve definitely been more creative and fun lately

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she doing tricks on it crazy style

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idk who needs to know this, but theres a 30 minute western movie where Ethan Hake fucks Pedro Pascal gay cowboy style streaming on hbo

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um.. i’m never having an original recipe four lokos again 😣

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Mexico… the woman you are 🫦

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@spicygoblinguts @Littlepaws182 can’t be walking around with those horchata cannons and expect not to get 8008 checked

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in the clurb, we all fam

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@saikaMFa that’s enough outta you

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jalapeño poppers and a 4 lokos would cure my depression rn

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i liked an aubrey plaza thirst trap tweet now wife angy with me 😔

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more like Friday the SQUIRTeenth am i right guys? 💦🥵

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am i allowed to say slurs if it’s in scooby doo voice

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my fiancé out of nowhere one month before our wedding: “REMEMBER WHEN YOU GHOSTED ME IN COLLEGE?” 😡