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“white, but cute” - whoopi goldberg | he / himbo

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Any friend of the Muppets is a friend of mine 🩷

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

@newkingarthur released 16 years later & the ending of american werewolf in london doesn’t exactly lend itself to a sequel

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

@Tales_TimeLord Love & Monsters pls

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

having chevy hold that flag in 2009 feels purposeful ngl

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

as if chevy chase’s character in the 2nd episode of community writes a play that’s “gratuitously critical of israel” - pierce based as fuck???

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

rewatching community while drunk, two episodes in & maybe it’s the best tv show of all time

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

DON’T do this to me fake twitter is getting too good

[Ricardo Sebastián González Santos @rickysupercul]

Curry Barker ('OBSESSION') is set to direct and star alongside Cooper Tomlinson (‘OBSESSION’) in a live action adaptation of 'ABSOLUTE MARTIAN MANHUNTER' for DC Studios.

(Source: @DEADLINE)

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

huh

[phoebe daily @sourcebridgers]

Phoebe Bridgers is setting off on her EU/UK leg of the just announced ’The Lost Tour’ this November! See all dates below.

🎫 General onsale Friday 12 June at 10am!
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[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

ok but how else are you supposed to say this

[Bodie 2 @bodietwo]

Guy who pronounces LMFAO as ellem Eff Ayo

[TMZ @TMZ]

Shia LaBeouf and his wife Mia Goth separated about a year ago 💔 https://t.co/xKS4FsIJdb

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

buy a ticket to see ur fav childhood band it will do wonders x

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

I never knew robert pattinson had diabetes

[N @dearvotion]

The mismatched shoes here.

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

why would danny brown be playing in manchester the same night as gorillaz unless it’s to specifically spite me

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

god bless lucy dacus for holding her shit together here

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Janelle Monáe tells Lucy Dacus that she “travelled back to the 1970s” and saw David Bowie

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

10 haunting photos taken moments before disaster

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

should i jus bite the bullet n download tiktok bc i’m scared i’m too out of touch for it

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

“you got bars?” is still somehow the bit that annoys me most

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the fact this is what WE ALL were gagging over in 2017 is just crazy like LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Girl @poseyves]

he’s her number one fan bro i cant

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Charli xcx reveals that she and Jack Antonoff are working on new music together:

"We were making music that I don’t think I would ever make for [my discography], but still music that I truly love." (Via Vanity Fair)

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

idc if it was his choice of project, sam raimi deserves so much more than january slop

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Sam Raimi’s new film ‘SEND HELP’, starring Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien.

The horror thriller follows 2 co-workers who hate each other but get stranded together on a desert island after their plane crashes.

In theaters on January 30, 2026.

[balls mcfartney @restinpres]

not been watching big brother but i almost bought this jumper in tk maxx the other week & i’m so glad i didn’t

[Andy Gibson @AndyGibsonTV]

GEORGE: "Two homosexual people kissing, that's, pornography in a way."

EH?!

#BBUK #BigBrother #BigBrotherUK