Ta-Nehisi Ted

“We have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.” - Theodore Roosevelt

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@GovPressOffice If you guys just ran elections up to the standard of an average third world country, maybe people wouldn’t be so skeptical.

It’s not hard to do. Friggin India, with 1.5 billion people, can have all their votes counted before midnight on Election Day.

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@eamondowney @NateSilver538 It’s cuz you’re a fascist.

That’s how this is supposed to work right?

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@redsteeze I find it hilarious that women are FINALLY starting to turn against him, not because of the Nazi tattoo, not because of the rape stuff, but because someone called him creepy.

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@NatSandovalDC @CassandraRules Okay send the comet, solar flare, whatever it is.

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@N2deepdives Brilliant. Instead of seeing her take a shit, you see a silhouette of her taking a shit.

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@TRHLofficial WTF Susan!

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@dannydanon

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@AngelaBelcamino I think you know exactly what’s going on.

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@Keir_Starmer Exploiting the tragedy by saying someone is exploiting the tragedy. You’re scum.

And guess what, they’ll still call you a racist white man, no matter how compassionate you think you are to minorities.

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@miselaineous13 @BreitbartNews Then take a sick day if it’s really bad. But if I told my employer I can only work 3/4 of the time, I’d be fired immediately.

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@michaeljknowles He just ‘needs help’ Michael.

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@TRHLofficial Switzerland, while it advocates for other countries to do the opposite.

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@KyleKulinski They were downplaying pedophilia and will do it again when it can no longer be used to smear Trump: https://t.co/KR6x3Sr2H1

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@KyleKulinski Reminder democrats were going to add “P” to the LGBTs until they thought there was a way to use it against Trump.

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@kevinmyoung Congrats on your hypothetical. Must mean you’re the good guys.

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@tailopez

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@lindenclutch16 ??

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@SteveOnSpeed Hah who else you got?! Newsom? AOC? Your candidates suck!

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@Timcast “Watch me make myself increasingly less attractive both visually and auditorily.”

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@evitaduffy_1 @thedailybeast Imagine having this be your default reaction to a newborn.

Congrats to you both!