The Retail Guys

Just A couple of guys working in the electronics industry.

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

Coworker just clocked out for the last time before leaving to start a new, better job. Lucky son of a bitch. #retailproblems #notjealous

[The Anything Not Made in Russia Explorer 🇺🇦 @ObservingRetail]

Why are they so helpless? I really want to know now. Why are they so lazy? It's both baffling and fascinating
#retailproblems #dearcustomer

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

#dearcustomer:Could I give you a brief testimony about christ's love, mercy, and grace?
Me:Only if you apply for a credit card.
#retaillife

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

One step closer to selling our top quality electronic devices to aliens. #Retail https://t.co/FlIS32DbVy

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

More photos from today's Falcon 9 launch → https://t.co/095WHWMtKp

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

When last night was Taco Tuesday and you can't find an empty isle to fart in. #RetailProblems

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

I'm sorry sir, plugging your Smart TV into your Desktop via an Ethernet cable will NOT move all your programs to the TV. Or share screens.

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

Every night. #RetailProblems

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

Assuming the customer is literate is a step too far. #retailproblems

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

#DearCustomer, opening the conversation with "I know you're probably an idiot" is a terrible way to ensure good service. #OnlyInRetail

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

My least favorite #DearCustomer is the kind that insists on shaking your hand after the check out. Time for @PURELL
#gross #retailproblems

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL ASKING FOR AM/FM RADIOS!!!!! LIKE WTF

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

Have a bunch of cables that you can't control? You can easily buy a $130 cable bracket to manage that, or just you know, organize your shit.

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

Isn't it weird how the managers favorite radio station is also apparently the only one approved by head office?
#RetailProblems #coincidence

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

Chad asks "What's the best phone to show everyone I'm a douche?"
You're gonna want an #iPhone7 plus, Chad, and some @beatsbydre with it.

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

#DearCustomer just tried to shoplift a security camera. Guess he didn't want anyone to steal his stuff.
#RetailProblems #StupidTeenagers

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

Wanda asks "Young people spend too much time on their phones" That's not a question, Wanda. Now get out so I can tweet about this. #retail

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

Fun game 2 play with Customer! Use @PURELL whenever u touch a specific item. If asked why, glance at ur manager nervously, say: Its nothing

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

Customer: drags in tv "it won't turn on"
Me: plug tv in, press ON, tv works
C: "Weird, it hasn't worked at home since they cut off my power"

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

You know it's really dead when you're less than halfway through your shift and your phone is almost dead. #RetailProblems #NoCustomers

[The Retail Guys @RetailGuys]

Congratulations to our daily winner Mary! You've won a cell phone repair kit (pictured below)! #winner #contest #retail