Retales

Keeping the "real" in retail.

[Brian @brian_dot_exe]

You: Dad bod

Me, an intellectual: Father figure

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

Less than a month until #BlackFriday who’s excited?

[Brian @brian_dot_exe]

“I’m upset at something completely unrelated and it’s your fault.” - everyone at work

[Brian @brian_dot_exe]

Thinking about taking a trip but I don’t know to where. Anywhere besides work would be nice.

[Brian @brian_dot_exe]

Like for thoughts and prayers retweet for thots and players

[Brian @brian_dot_exe]

Denim bois

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

Have you ever unloaded a truck when your pants are soaked through with sweat? Have you ever cleaned a disgusting bathroom while dripping sweat?
Or worrying you’re going to pass out while ringing? Hot air blasting in every time #dearcustomer enters. Maybe not “absolutely pathetic” https://t.co/XQKVTucFSS

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

#DearCustomer deodorant is not a suggestion. #retailproblems

[Brian @brian_dot_exe]

When you check your post for likes 3 times in 10 seconds

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

New rule: boob sweat money is worth half it’s value. #retailproblems

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

@twilightfanjm You’re telling me there’s a time where retail employees are not in a bad mood?

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

Hot weather always puts #DearCustomer in an even worse mood as if it’s the employees fault that it’s so hot. #retailproblems

[Brian @brian_dot_exe]

I’ve been an atheist since Steve left Blue’s Clues

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

My store has a 30 day return policy and yesterday #dearcustomer tried to return a shirt he bought in October. #RetailProblems

[Justin M @JakeSpectre89]

“Guests” are not a realistic name for customers. They can be more realistically called “toddlers with cash”

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

#dearcustomer just don’t leave your house. #retailproblems

[Retales @RetalesProbs]

I hate when the customer comes in with a really bad attitude and they’re ready to jump down your throat at the slightest little thing. #RetailProblems

[Brian @brian_dot_exe]

Shocked how clueless people are when it comes to mental health.
Money doesn’t cure depression. Depression is as much a disease as cancer. Stop labeling people who take their own lives as a result of depression as “selfish”
That’s why there’s a stigma attached to mental health.