Evil Sales Associate

There are two types of people in the world, customers and people who want to bludgeon customers with a pipe wrench. #RetailHell

[Evil Sales Associate @EvilSalesAss]

*picks up phone*

Hello, Thank you for calling the store. What can I Google for your lazy incompetent ass?

#RetailLife

[Evil Sales Associate @EvilSalesAss]

@TychoBrahe Funny that Absolute Batman was revealed 20 comicbook issues ago but this is still a reveal.

And they're amazing books, highly recommended.

[Evil Sales Associate @EvilSalesAss]

@TheTweetOfGod Elon is the only person on Earth who both knows and cares how many Twitter users have blocked him.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

If you want to step out of the algorithm, click on "Home" and click on the "Following" tab above the tweets - select "Recent" from the dropdown.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Delete your gambling apps

[Evil Sales Associate @EvilSalesAss]

@TychoBrahe Unironically Spoiler (Stephanie Brown) is one of my favorites.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Schrödinger's strait is both open and closed at the same time

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Back to being AWOL from here…

Have a lovely weekend, everyone.

Also, the Punisher should smile more, imagine how much prettier he’d be.

[Evil Sales Associate @EvilSalesAss]

The Maxx is why I picked up my first comic books... and why i'll never stop.

[Image Comics @ImageComics]

We’re deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Sam Kieth.

From The Maxx to his work across comics, Sam brought a completely unique look and voice to the industry. His art was raw and unmistakably his. Sam's influence will be felt for generations.

Our thoughts are with his family, friends, and fans.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

#TheDownwardSpiral

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Happy 30 years @Pokemon! #PokemonDay #Pokemon30

[Evil Sales Associate @EvilSalesAss]

@_c0ldAsIce_ Why have loyalty to an actor? 6 different artists drew venom last month in different books.... different takes on the same character is normal.

[Evil Sales Associate @EvilSalesAss]

Do you remember when Twitter was so active you could instantly find out YouTube was down just because "YouTube Down?" Was trending....

Btw I think YouTube might be down.

[Evil Sales Associate @EvilSalesAss]

Frequently I'm proud of myself for what I decide not to post.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

oh...

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"The first country the Nazis invaded was their own"
ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ

[a blast from the past @a_past24460]

Good evening 👋

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

BREAKING: Don Jr. appointed Venezuelan Minister of Cocaine. "We will find it, we will chop it up, we will see it eradicated."

[Evil Sales Associate @EvilSalesAss]

@TychoBrahe The 3 primary Absolute titles all released about the same time and are currently at issue 14 or 15.