Retardium_sol

Swap Error? dApp crashes? Has Raydium made you lose money? Retardium is a project aimed at raising funds to build a disruptor. Raydium satire account, DYOR.

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

The gulag on Telegram has been asking me to tweet the CA, so here it is.

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You can find Retardium on Raydium, Target, Walmart, behind the Outback Steakhouse, underneath the front door mat, and telekinetically teleporting it into your wallet.

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

@jaedynsocal You should try bidding more on retardium my brother in Christ

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

Study retardium

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

@0xXochitl Buy retardium

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

Just going to keep QT this until someone tells me to stop because I can do whatever I want

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

While I'm here, I made a main.

Give it a follow.

@GVQ1066383

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

Retardium back on the mic, I don't sleep.
All day, been fighting swap errors like a fiend. Shooting out more failed transactions than Antoine Walker, slippage exceeded and you know $RAY is a blocker.

The top 1 of none, I am immortal. Yeah Orca is just a dork, uh, I'll say it.
Based dev on the mic, I'm abnormal.
Pool Not Found, degen, NGMI.

We go higher than starfighters, no Obi.
Blocking moonshots from profit slots, the OG. Yeah you faded Raytard but we go hard. Flipping $RAY by market cap, blowhard.

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

While I'm here, I made a main.

Give it a follow.

@GVQ1066383

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

@TokenWaifu @SCHIZO_FREQ Mogged

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

@cryptorapcalls @TokenWaifu

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

@MKUltraMilady Slippage too big for your swap

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

@thelonedarkwol2 @blknoiz06 I am the marketing.

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

@200lbsHORSEMEAT

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

@TheMemeinator__ @wissue3399813 Sugma and Tugma and Ligma Retardium respects nobody.

You and your moneygrab can Sugondese.

I hope you swap error.

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

imagine doubting the most based dev of the century.

imagine doubting that the meme lord incarnate would not rise to a 50 gabajilion market capitalization on the solana foundation network which is on a decentralized blockchain operating over fiber optic internet cables connected by giant underground pipes

imagine sitting there and not believing

imagine retardium

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

@200lbsHORSEMEAT @fxckbobby Oh yeah?

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little jeet? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Crypto Academy 2021, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Liquidity Pools, and I have over 300 confirmed rug pulls. I am trained in Harambe warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire telegram group chat of 5. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, jeet. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of indian scammers across the Globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your portfolio. You're fucking dead, bro 😎. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rug you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shilling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of @blknoiz06 Telegram Group and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the chain, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit red candles all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking rugged, kiddo.

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

Pure retardium

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

@200lbsHORSEMEAT @fxckbobby I have 300 failed transactions, you think you scare me?

[Retardium_sol @retardium_sol]

@200lbsHORSEMEAT @fxckbobby I have at least 72 bitches awaiting me in heaven after I crash every browser the world has to offer, mark my fucking words.