Retardius Maximus

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[Retardius Maximus @Retardius2]

JohnnyBananaTV presents: The Honkening

[Retardius Maximus @Retardius2]

@CityBureaucrat @shortsqueeznews The descendants of Grimace of McDonald’s.

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Neat paper:

Women lose weight:

- Life drastically changes
- Men start approaching, a third partner off ASAP

Men lose weight:

- Their weight decreases

[Retardius Maximus @Retardius2]

@UweBollRAWNet @GraduatedBen @MysteryGrove Patriot

[Retardius Maximus @Retardius2]

@stev1ewrightfan Can we make a new meme please this one got so stale so fast.

[David “Scuba Diver” Hamlin DDS @DaveyScuba]

Barista just asked for my number. Gonna be riding this high for a while. Don’t worry about what she looked like, that’s between me and God.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Hear me out:

Karmelo Anthony vs. Vickrun Digwa. USA vs. UK. Live, pay-per-view, knife fight to the death.

All proceeds split between the Metcalf and Nowak families.

Winner is immediately executed.

[Retardius Maximus @Retardius2]

@Freedom2Fart Birth control + SSRI , not joking

[Retardius Maximus @Retardius2]

@smashbaals They would still kneel for BLM and wear faggot jerseys with no protest FYI hope this helps

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

So many examples of Black male excellence, all alive today, and they choose to prop up a dead career criminal fentanyl junkie and a guy who’s in jail for stabbing someone to death.

[Retardius Maximus @Retardius2]

Alright guys time to make a new soccer meme and stop copying the singular meme from that Argentinian guy. Please.

[Fran @frabigol]

Estamos perdidos, Estados Unidos aprendió a jugar al fútbol. Es el fin del deporte tal como lo conocemos, quedan máximo 10 años sin que sean campeones de todo y cambien las reglas para que entren superheroes de Marvel a dar publicidades cada 15 minutos. Aguantamos lo que pudimos.

[Rаріѕtніtӏеr420 @HapistRitler]

India and Pakistan are two cheeks on the same unwashed ass while Bangladesh is the taint

[Handsome luke @outremerian]

@26thAndGuad @Outback @jacindaardern @FootballAUS

[Retardius Maximus @Retardius2]

@CalebJHull …don’t turn this into a compliment

[Grillmaster Nehmdawghausen 🍉 @nehmdoge]

Everyone who’s not a soccer fan finding out about Haaland is killing me lmfao. Yeah that caveman looking cyborg is simultaneously one of the funniest people alive and one of the greatest strikers alive

[Humbert Humbert @DirtyErnieDeux]

“Honey come look- I’m the biggest Knicks fan! Im at the parade! I’m a real New Yorker now!! And the players… they’re blacks!! This is the most empowering day!!!”

[Retardius Maximus @Retardius2]

@0x49fa98 Cousins (white) funeral, unavoidable.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

>how we be showing up to the International racism conference 😮‍💨

[Violator Name @Violator_Name]

New hobby is wearing a tie at the bar and looking stressed. Makes people think you're important. I convinced some black people that Im a lawyer