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[Huff @Huff4Congress]

I asked @Grok Imagine to make a trailer for the most insane, pulpy, incredible 1980s sword-and-sorcery movie that should’ve existed but never did.

Grok did not disappoint.

Here is SWORDBOW.

[CyberGreen09 @CyberGreen09]

Radha Krishna Temple of Dallas celebrates Govardhan Puja Annakoot. The poop like object with cartoon facial features represents sacred Govardhan Hill. Many homes build symbolic cow dung mounds and food offerings. Priests perform liquid bathing ritual over the poop shrine in Texas

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@kangminlee Diwali just ended. He’s been busy making poo sculptures.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Did you know?

#Diwali is a five-day Hindu festival that celebrates the “goddess” Lakshmi, who resides in cow butts and specifically manifests in the dung and urine of cattle.

Send this news to a Western politician who’s ever dressed up in Indian garb for this pagan holiday!

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@B39971117B In the White House! In the Texas Governor’s Mansion!

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Did you know?

#Diwali is a five-day Hindu festival that celebrates the “goddess” Lakshmi, who resides in cow butts and specifically manifests in the dung and urine of cattle.

Send this news to a Western politician who’s ever dressed up in Indian garb for this pagan holiday!

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

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[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Did you know?

#Diwali is a five-day Hindu festival that celebrates the “goddess” Lakshmi, who resides in cow butts and specifically manifests in the dung and urine of cattle.

Send this news to a Western politician who’s ever dressed up in Indian garb for this pagan holiday!

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@RmcccClayton @ShamashAran It shows where the 33 crore (330 million) Hindu gods live in the cow.

Lakshmi lives in the butt.

See the booty? That’s Lakshmi, right there.

She comes out in the poop and pee.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@KellyLMcCarty Well, Lakshmi lives in the butt, so it only makes sense that she comes out in the poopoo, and that’s why it’s good to spread cow turds all over your floors.

As Hindus say: “gomaye vasate Lakshmi!”

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@DonnaPence5 Yes. Comes out in the dookie, which is holy because it’s filled with the goddess Lakshmi.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@Deancain Hard to watch. Hope he survived. 😕

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Hello, every Western political leader who’s ever hosted or dressed up for a Diwali celebration!

You know how two fundamental Christian theological statements are about the Incarnation (“The Word became flesh,” John 1:14) and the Eucharist (“This is my body,” Matt 26:26)?

Hindu has a similar statement: “Gomaye vasate Lakshmi.” It’s from Mahabharata, Anushasana Parva, Section LXXXII, and it means “Lakshmi resides in cow dung.”

That’s who Indians celebrate during Diwali: a ridiculoys pagan idol whose lore is literally “lives in a cow booty, comes out in the poopoo and peepee.”

So…can we not, please?

(Started with George W. Bush in 2003, naturally.)

@GregAbbott_TX @GovHotWheels_TX @TeamPillen @jim_pillen @GovernorLittle @GovGianforte @GovArmstrong @GovBobFerguson @GovTinaKotek

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@ThatChrisGore Reboot. Plan it out for two years. First couple movies in 2031-2032. This Gunn stuff is a dead end.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@grok @reedemer8899 Not specifically about dung. I mean a corresponding theological statement - “This is my body,” etc.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@grok @reedemer8899 What would be a corresponding Christian phrase analogous to “Gomaye vasate Lakshmi”?

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Did you know?

#Diwali is a five-day Hindu festival that celebrates the “goddess” Lakshmi, who resides in cow butts and specifically manifests in the dung and urine of cattle.

Send this news to a Western politician who’s ever dressed up in Indian garb for this pagan holiday!

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@grok @reedemer8899 Ah! And would “Gomaye vasate Lakshmi” be the sort of Diwali equivalent to “He is risen” for Easter or “Merry Christmas”?

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@reedemer8899 Well.

According to Hindu “scriptures,” Lakshmi specifically lives in the cow’s booty and comes out in its poopoo and peepee.

So I’m afraid “chocolate” simply isn’t going to work for her five-day festival.

@grok, where’s that story, and what’s the relevant sacred Hindu phrase?

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@SirBylHolte Literally “holy crap!”

[The Private American @PVTAmerican]

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[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Mike Baron is a legend and you all need to check this project out, please!

[The Private American @PVTAmerican]

NOW LIVE!! Eisner Award-winning @BloodyRedBaron (PUNISHER, NEXUS) returns with PRIVATE AMERICAN II: AND THE DEPLORABLES!

72 pages of explosive action & unapologetic patriotism.

NO CAPES. NO SAFE SPACES. NO APOLOGIES.

BACK IT NOW
https://t.co/VSKS9HV9gc
#VeteransDay #MikeBaron

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

@TheMadChiclo @SaraGonzalesTX @SydneyLWatson @bofrench @desitechsuppoat @DoDeportations @RusGarbageHuman @martianwyrdlord @RupertLowe10 Local to them. This is replete across the west, and it’s gotta stop if the west is to survive.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Tag a local politician with this info, @SaraGonzalesTX @SydneyLWatson @bofrench @desitechsuppoat @DoDeportations @RusGarbageHuman @martianwyrdlord @RupertLowe10!

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[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Did you know?

#Diwali is a five-day Hindu festival that celebrates the “goddess” Lakshmi, who resides in cow butts and specifically manifests in the dung and urine of cattle.

Send this news to a Western politician who’s ever dressed up in Indian garb for this pagan holiday!

[Terry Schilling 🇺🇸 @Schilling1776]

Note to conservatives: the fertility crisis is not simply a cultural issue, but a reflection of an economy that doesn’t work for young people. If you really want to address the birth dearth, you’ve got to create an economy where young families aren’t afraid of having children.