ricardo alvarado

it's hard out thurr for a teddyburr/. #art #theatre #music #community #love ❤️

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

Our LAUNCH PARTY is on SUN MAY 29th.. Get at me for ticket info!!
*be there or be 😕 https://t.co/IGvCJKPwnn

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7 sleeps. 💜💁
LET'S START AT THE VERY BEGINNING (*a launch party)
may 29 | the Capitol Music Club 🎉
#yxearts
#yxe

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

I ran in to him at the farmer's market when I was stalking him at the farmer's market.. 😍
#swoon
#GraceandFrankie

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

Bye bye love.. Hello pop tarts.

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

When you spend 15 minutes looking for your keys and then find that they were in your pocket the entire time..
#oldmanproblems

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

Current mood.
#heathersmusical #heathers
#friday #shutupheather

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

I find it oddly comforting how much I relate to @lenadunham
*maybe I'm a feminist?!
**maybe I'm just a dork.
#notthatkindofgirl

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

#currentmood 🍆👏🏻
#pinotnoir #kimmyschmidt

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

@robinsmeade is that the book by Jenny Lawson?? I'm listening to the audiobook right now! Lol

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

I am going to be furiously happy out of pure spite.

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

Why is there no disco ball emoji?!

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

I swear that in the shower I sound just like @Phillipasoo
🛁🎙🚿🎶 #helpless
#HamiltonMusical
#andmyheartwentBOOM ❤️💪🏻

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

Two horses in a man costume.

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! @GrizzlyKiki ❤️🎉
#judygarlandlovesyou

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When you're having the best day ever and you feel pretty and witty and gay..

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

That's a dumb name for how fierce I'm being right now..

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

Something exciting might be about to happen :p https://t.co/TTYPbv0O34

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#FirstTweet
👯

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

And the beginning of that rebuild was guts.. ❤️💪🏻

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

Any queen worth their weight needs to have a god damn fart mix.. 💅🏻💁💨
@GrizzlyKiki

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

I'm pretty, but tough like a diamond.. or beef jerky in a ball gown. 💎💃🏻

[ricardo alvarado @retardoavocado]

Sometimes life just slips in through a back door
And carves out a person
And makes you believe it's all true.
#waitressmusical 🎧