Fart Genius

smashed and slammed

[Fart Genius @RETARDPERVERT]

I just blew a huge load on my big fat belly and now I’m rubbing it in like it’s lotion

[joey star @TheAverageJoey]

the average buisness owner in 2026

[im on the ither sight @jon_snow_420]

Gollum: it gets long if I pull on it. is it angry
Sam: mister Frodo don't come over here

[Fart Genius @RETARDPERVERT]

@nextlevelrobbie nor should you be allowed to

[Fart Genius @RETARDPERVERT]

feeling very old and pregnant today

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

HBO is reportedly working with X Administrators to find a way to legally prevent anyone with an X account from viewing 'THE PITT' Season 3.

"The fans are simply too annoying. It's for the greater good."

(Source: https://t.co/OggCyS9p3E)

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

a lot of slaveowners were disabled

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching

[Fart Genius @RETARDPERVERT]

@sabatonfan69 Looks like someone has a Fear of Music (1979)

[Fart Genius @RETARDPERVERT]

@paulxt god he's good

[Fart Genius @RETARDPERVERT]

@SUMMERTIMEINHEL guy who has never had a coworker

[Fart Genius @RETARDPERVERT]

@sexytwerp 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Fart Genius @RETARDPERVERT]

2 beers

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

How often do you eat BURGER KING?

[Fart Genius @RETARDPERVERT]

https://t.co/juXpR5ec9n

[Fart Genius @RETARDPERVERT]

@MonOno @cobbaltt A human being can not be queer-coded.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Perhaps "poop" or "rape" could have been the Time persons of the year. Because they already sort of are.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

The genocide never stopped. End all arms sales to Israel, now.

[susan abulhawa | سوزان ابو الهوى @susanabulhawa]

wipe Israel off the fucking map.
there isn't enough hate in the world for these soulless, cultureless, demonic parasites.

[Browns Iran @Browns_Iran]

امروز ما خون هر میهن‌پرست ایرلندی مستی را در نیوانگلند می‌نوشیم!

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

if this bangs more than my original tweet with the image im killing myself and it'll be shadys fault

[Fart Genius @RETARDPERVERT]

how it feels to wear a belt in public