Kang

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[Kang @retardsama]

Remember even if you're ugly life will still fuck you

[Kyle wolf 🇦🇺 @CRXSSF4DE]

>move to surf city
>shock when the city becomes surfable

[DUKE @dukesdoctrine_]

Downed over enemy territory and the only high powered weapon you have is bright orange

[Complex @Complex]

Someone said 99 men to go 🦍😳

A wildlife photographer captured a dramatic moment when a silverback gorilla in Rwanda punched him in the face.

[ 📸: @christophecourteau ]

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

I'll fuck the dead horse. I'll fuck the elephant in the room. I'll fuck those two birds and beat my dick with the stone

[🧛🏻‍♀️ @iiheartalyse2]

Your final challenge.. Let yo bih go through yo phone

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Polycules attack you like this when you’re a single person who just moved to Portland

[いいだ／ゲームさんぽ @UraIida]

廃材で作られたポケモン。欲しい

[Choze 𖤓 @YeaitsChoze]

What if the hoes scaring me?

[Senerski @Orchestral_Hit]

blind gynecologist be like who's pussy is this

[SP @sspencerukk]

Overtaking a bad driver and checking if your age and ethnicity calculations were correct:

[kevin rosa @slumpykev]

Key Board Warrior Claymore sculpture

[monkey car @PrimateVehicle]

Shaving your balls while being single is like buying flowers for no one

[appo @appo__]

what is even the point of living without a beautiful woman to ragebait

[Gojinka 🐊🪽 @gatoredstuff]

All my Klefkis

[Chetnam “Scootercooch” Pickens @ChetnamBagKing]

Just took a shit without my phone #primal

[ٰ @daergp]

with great dick comes great responsibility

[Jdawg🐶 ( COMISSIONS open) 3/5 @467Doggo]

When shawty gives me her period cramps but i lowkey tank that

[sprawling in my skin @sprawlgodx]

new insult jus dropped

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Heartwarming: scalper gets killed in cold blood