Random Peristalsis🍅

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[Random Peristalsis🍅 @retetestes6]

Someone truly said- “For India to be a developed country, IAS cadre must be abolished.”

PERIODT.

[Gems @gemsofbabus_]

🚨IAS officer Vikas Marmat has been booked by Bengaluru police for allegedly abusing and assaulting police personnel during a check at a pub.

Check last 5 seconds of the video. 🤡

[Ry’en @rllyryry]

The little girl inside keeps me going. I owe her a beautiful life.

[Random Peristalsis🍅 @retetestes6]

gentle reminder: a surgeon’s confidence is inversely proportional to beta-hCG levels.

[Dr. Dopapopa @YYoyobunny52133]

My Surgery HOD once said, OBGYN doctors know nothing except how to injure the ureter, cry in the middle of surgery and call for help.

[Mishkat Mahir @MahirMishkat]

Aishwarya Rai & Hrithik Roshan for Jodha Akbar Movie Promotion ; ✨🧡

#AishwaryaRai
#AishwaryaRaiBachchan
#HrithikRoshan
@iHrithik

[Anya 𐙚 @gloomyany]

Why do ugly ppl bully beautiful ppl

[zendaya fan account 💌 @zdayadreams]

insanely gorgeous!

[Annie🇺🇸 @ag_0012]

Very well said!👏🏾

[Random Peristalsis🍅 @retetestes6]

@wrendom Omgg❤️

[Random Peristalsis🍅 @retetestes6]

Medicine
Surgery
Ortho

[Dr. Dopapopa @YYoyobunny52133]

Which PG branch has the least toxicity during residency?#NEET PG.

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

Highly INTELLIGENT people are extremely direct. No passive aggression, no mind games, no unnecessary guessing. And that kind of clarity is genuinely attractive.

[Cindi @cindikg161]

Yes, definitely.. I think it would cure this epidemic..

[Random Peristalsis🍅 @retetestes6]

@Paramomycin That’s not true

[Internet @ThabigRexy]

you look younger than your age because you don't carry envy or bad energy

[Random Peristalsis🍅 @retetestes6]

reverse trendelenberg+ lithotomy

[Gopesh Khetan @GopeshKhetan]

Dawg stop this shi😭✌️🥀💔

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Be a Machchar, not a Cockroach :)

[Random Peristalsis🍅 @retetestes6]

“Men aren’t loyal”

Meanwhile, men:

[Bhaavna Arora @BhaavnaArora]

One pilot recited the “Hanuman Chalisa”to save and the other shouted, “Allah Hu Akbar” to kill….. 174 lives!

[Random Peristalsis🍅 @retetestes6]

@RetardedHurt ❤️❤️

[Random Peristalsis🍅 @retetestes6]

Who even gave the title of “father” to this radicalised cryptorchid wojak son of a gun???!!!