Retired Robert Jones

1.9 Handi, Golffice advocate, Trophy hoister, smash burgerer, I no longer play Bettinardi irons

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

The long awaited #WITB

These are my club, there are many like them but these ones are mine.

Nothing close to a finished product here, I’ll list everything I am moving onto. If I make major changes I will update this.

Specs in thread 🧵

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@leftyzag @NOTdaRealGil @Grizz_wold Dirty dirty martini

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@johndog68 You hated that bogey on the last hole of the day huh

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@snakeollbroker @chili_dipped Yeah I actually can’t wait for you to buy me infinity drinks in Tahoe @chili_dipped

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@snakeollbroker Love it

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@johndog68 Because you never jumped on Minecraft

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@johndog68 Damn I was just about to ask if you wanted to play Minecraft

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@einhornbienche1 Oh shit the whole gang on there

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@johndog68 That’s so fun

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@snakeollbroker Equivalent to bringing a short term girlfriend to a family wedding. Brutal look

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@chili_dipped I have a strong feeling I know who this is

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@leftyzag That’s a shame. I have so many questions for you regarding filming but I’ll save em so I don’t cram everyone’s TL

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@ehhyehh You dirty dog

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@DavidSlingmerth If golf isn’t free then it may not even pay for itself. $70 per round of golf

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@TlarsGolf You’re Stanley Anderson with his 250 mph fastball

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@theappleMN I’m aware of the proper grammatical saying of holes in one it’s just sounds so clunky and grammatically incorrect. Runs batted in is fucked up too because why do we abbreviate it RBI’s when it should be R’sBI

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

Is it holes in one or hole in ones

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

You’re not thinking properly here. If I make a hole in one on 2 holes in the same round of golf I would say “I had 2 holes in one” but if I made a hole in one on separate days I would say “I’ve made 2 hole in one’s”. “Hole in one” being the compound noun and it would then be pluralized

And attorneys general and surgeons general do not apply here because they are the authority figure over other attorneys and surgeons. Holes in one has no authority over other holes

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

I don’t know if I’ve ever wanted someone to lose more than Wyndham Clark

[Retired Robert Jones @retired_RTJ]

@snakeollbroker Heard someone say holes in one and I think that’s dumb