Chunky Eleven

From 11 to 3 over 30 yrs 🙃 . 20yrs coaching dark arts. 30yrs in the food industry.
Semi retired, pending relocation abroad...

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@Darreny14990156 @TNLUK Yes, it would be approx 4.5m in year one and 18.5m in year 30 if based on same 5% annuity increase as per USA

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Christ, are the commentators paid by how many buckets of shite they can spout...
#ArgvEng

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@Thelytokous The media prep for this must have been expensive, note how she always referred to him by full name to disassociate any first name friendliness 🤮

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@BaronoftheMaine Amazing how nobody knew—until everybody suddenly did.

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@chrisadonnelly An independent review: because hindsight is apparently easier than oversight.

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@williamcrawley Good to know the independent review is finally investigating what selective blindness looks like.

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@EndicottInvests On or own... 🙃

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Sunday night at #trnsmt...
Meh, dunno if people were just weekend or weather weary, but atmos for a large part was flatter than a witch's tit...

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@Translink_NI all buses suspended??

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@jni_1972 @naomi_long This, exactly. Glaciers have moved faster than things like Bengoa implementations, but as long as the nest featherers can play orange/green* (other colours are available) politics, nothing is going to change anytime soon...

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@News_Letter "Remember the Sabbath day"... You mean Saturday then?

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@WorkingGet @BelTel Advertising for manager with a £30k salary... 🙄

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@TheSundayLife Yeah, relative nobody during his previous 50+ years 🙄

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A tenner 🤯 #raceacrosstheworld

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@almurray On a sticker in the glove box at an angle unreadable by normal shaped people and requires use of phone to magnify it...

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@jardinecaj @Tesco ** Insert compo face pic here

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Holy chique... #TheApprentice

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When your social battery hits 0%, this pin does the talking for you

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@Irish_Walker_ Yeah, and Bradbury Place is a garden of serenity at chucking out time 🙄

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@JP_Biz * Hospitality Ecosystem.. 😏