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smart and handsum

[A @RetiredEboy]

face reveal

[A @RetiredEboy]

if you want more pretty mutuals just reply to my tweets. my accounts a lightning rod for beautiful people

[A @RetiredEboy]

you could bet that never gotta sweat that
you could bet that never gotta sweat that
you could bet that never gotta sweat that
you could bet that never gotta sweat that

[A @RetiredEboy]

not nsfw i just think sexual jokes are funny

[A @RetiredEboy]

my cat (white bar for anonymity)

[A @RetiredEboy]

@goatmidwife peak

[A @RetiredEboy]

all the dudes on this app look like they use axe body spray tbh

[A @RetiredEboy]

ask him if he’s a cheater on date 1. that way you’ll know if you’re about to date a cheater

[A @RetiredEboy]

i mute tweets after 3 likes i cant handle allat noise

[A @RetiredEboy]

@smokinpax not a bad choice at all

[A @RetiredEboy]

@barnacools never

[A @RetiredEboy]

i love you even if your tweets kinda suck ass 🥹

[A @RetiredEboy]

@noiselley 😚

[A @RetiredEboy]

face reveal

[A @RetiredEboy]

@noiselley im never really gone 🥹

[A @RetiredEboy]

ppl that intentionally dont read messages fast are literally my heroes. god you’re so cool and mysterious fuck

[A @RetiredEboy]

@urfavmelaaa youre so fucking funny

[dog eyes @urfavmelaaa]

im so nosy asfshdkjkll

[A @RetiredEboy]

my only regret is that im too young for judge judy

[A @RetiredEboy]

@lenaeoeo wut

[A @RetiredEboy]

youre like a stepsis to me so please stay away from the dryer

[A @RetiredEboy]

a girl added me to a 70 person groupchat and only a couple people are girls. how tf did i end up in a reverse harem 😭